low res joke farm

anyone in thjs chat speak mando’a

[valtsv]

"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

[valtsv]

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

[caesarsaladinn]

“the mind of a medieval person was foreign and incomprehensible” factoid is false. the average medieval person was pretty normal. the chivalric death cult, whose members were known to literally die if prevented from riding to war, was an outlier and should not have been counted

[caesarsaladinn]

On hearing of Anjou’s death, a tailor of Orleans named Guillaume le Jupponnier, when “overcome with wine,” burst into a tirade in which can be heard the rarely recorded voice of his class. “What did he go there for, this Duke of Anjou, down there where he went? He has pillaged and robbed and carried off money to Italy in order to conquer another land. He is dead and damned, and the King St. Louis too, like the others. Filth, filth of a King and a King! We have no King but God. Do you think they got honestly what they have? They tax me and re-tax me and it hurts them that they can’t have everything we own. Why should they take from me what I earn with my needle? I would rather the King and all kings were dead than that my son should be hurt in his little finger.”

[worse-than-konstantin-levin]

'Dead and damned': medieval commoners' wonderful hatred of royalty | David Forbes

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I went looking for more information on Guillarme le Jupponier, and found this article, which points to a slew of similar speeches in European and US history-- and, crucially, the fact that Guillarme le Jupponier was released after that speech, not tortured or executed, because it was acknowledged that his sentiments were extremely common.

[caesarsaladinn]

Studying nearly 1,100 rebellions in France, the Low Countries and Italy stretching back to 1200 the historian Samuel Cohn discovered that instead of hat-in-hand deference, “genuine, heartfelt hatred for a king or queen is easy to find.”

can we pause on that? 1100 rebellions?!?

[dooplissss]

for someone obsessed with robots I sure can't draw them

more murderbot art

[phantomrose96]

Roy Mustang really spends the whole series fancying himself being in some sort of Usurper Rivalship with Bradley only for Bradley's interactions with Mustang to be, "Okay Mustang sit in that office chair while I evil-monologue at you. Do it again. Okay now go away I have to go fight tanks with my swords and then get slaughtered by a holy man of the people I genocided, which will leave my dictator chair wide open."

And then Mustang doesn't even get the dictator chair.

[mikkeneko]

#truly bradley has such contempt for mustang it's very funny#and part of this contempt is rooted in the fact that like. they're both puppets. they're not technically opposed#mustang is wrong when he thinks bradley is his nemesis#bradley's nemesis is indeed scar#not just bc bradley genocided his people#but because bradley is 'wrath' and wrath is scar's fatal flaw that he must overcome#(wow i should write a fic about thisOH WAIT-)#you'd think this means Father is mustang's nemesis.#WRONG AGAIN!#father is hohenheim's nemesis - obviously.#then who is mustang's nemesis? is it truth?#no! truth is ed's nemesis.#mustang's nemesis is: GRUMMAN!#and grumman fucking wins by a landslide#AS FORETOLD by their original chess game where grumman obliterated him#thank you and goodnight - via @parkersgeorg

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[tinfigs]

Another artfight pix 🥺 rain world oc!!!

[asthedeathoflight]

ART: hmm not so sure about this Tarik guy. He's been part of my crew for over a year, but i still think his background in the corporation rim makes him potentially too unstable for anti-corporate espionage. Hello, rogue secunit i have known for approximately a week and a half and who I watched slaughter an entire shuttle of corporates that one time. I have decided you will make all security decisions instead.

MB, employing powers of selective hearing usually only seen in humans: ART doesnt trust Tarik? I mean, neither do I but still .... This is bad news for me. If ART doesn't trust Tarik after knowing him for a year, what does that say about how it feels about me? If only there were some way to get ART to trust me ......... Anyways time to respond to the mission critical security decision ART is demanding I make and the others listen to me about.

[the-dandelion-queen]

How dare you leave these in the tags

[biancalattei]

select your character : trigun edition

[rebelflet]

[stupidpetface]

[silvadour]

[silvadour]

[rituwal]

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

[rituwal]

Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay

Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!

[metaru-lee]

[epolepticfairy-blog]

Idk if anyone remembers this. But in one of Bleach’s illustrated guide to soul reapers there was one where Shiro Zangetsu complained that when Ichigo’s inner world floods none of his devices worked. It then proceeded to show him struggling to get a computer and a phone to work properly. This basically confirms that Ichigo’s inner world not only has internet. But cell service and that’s the funniest shit ever. I NEED that in more fanfics desperately! I head canon him being one of those people in COD lobbies who get way into it and end up making 12 year olds cry by doing thing like threatening to sleep with their mother or rip their spines out. He’s low key infamous in the gaming world because no one can track down any actual information about him. He just shows up, destroys everybody and than vanishes. Their are a few theory videos on YouTube dedicated to who he might actually be. His username is something like theREALZangetsu or something. Please tell me that there’s someone els who not only remembers that short. But agrees with me and I’m not just crazy lol https://youtu.be/NUsBFCEeUlE?si=7UAzXvHbHS4Gh_NW

[uselesstaroth]

I think it's very possible that Yhwach saw Ichigo activate his Bankai and then disappear.

Given Ichigo's relationship with fate and strength and authority, it'd be very fitting if Tensa Zangetsu's ability is "no one will tell me what I can or will do" and thus he's invisible to The Almighty. An ability of limitless possibilities.

Gotta nip that one in the bud indeed

[death-defyy]

i got the dumbest shit signed og meme and digital drawing under cut