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fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “Ed climbed into the horse through because his automail is not made for...”

S w i m m i n g h o l e The fact that the one he makes in Mustang's backyard DOESN'T have any horses drinking out of it is what elevates it from bumpkin to redneck

roy: ed why is every vegetable from the crisper drawer in the pool with you

ed, surrounded by bobbing turnips: well i was cleaning out the fridge and making dinner and had to wash things and got to thinking, yknow, like, pools are really just human soup,

roy: what the fuck that answers nothing what the fuck does that MEAN

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I am horrified and dismayed to realize that I've been calling Ed and Winrey "Edwin" when I could have been calling then "ROCKBELLRIC" THIS ENTIRE TIME. I'm sorry I didn't know where else to go and I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY

ROCKBELLRIC: FINALLY A SHIP NAME THAT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A SOCK-SUSPENDER-WEARING BRITISH BOY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO NARNIA BUT GOT KICKED OUT FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A SNOT

PEOPLE NAMED EDWIN: I’M SORRY BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE THING YOUR PARENTS WERE GOING FOR

#ship names are hilarious and stupid #rockbellric #ed petitions hard for them to change both their last names to that because ' hyphenation is stupid ' and ' it's pronounced like that ANYWAY #winry says sure only if you legally change your first name to Dumbass #yap yap #fma #fullmetalpalchemy

CHAD. CHAD CHAD CHADCHADCHAD. IM BACK. RETURNED FROM ROCKBELLRIC TO BRING YOU THIS: ROY x RIZA = HOT SHOT

OH FUCK YES

#HOT SHOT #roy tries to write a rap about it riza makes him sleep in the backyard for two weeks #yap yap #fma #fullmetalpalchemy

fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “rav3nsta9 replied to your photo “From my patreon! ~pastel anime beej...”

Aren't there like.. lime flavoured condoms?? The neon colour choices don't have to stop at bubblegum. Roy: Edward. Why is my dick bright blue. Ed: we ran out of regular condoms so I had to use the joke ones Havoc got me as a birthday present Roy: Okay. But. Why is it blue. Ed: blue raspberry flavour Roy: what the actual fuck is a blue raspberry?? Ed: are you gonna let me suck your dick anytime soon or are you just gonna spend all night going: YeS bUt WhY iS iT bLuE

ASDSFDGFHGJHK roy: it clashes with my balls :(

ed, shaking can of spray paint: well lucky you, we can fix that

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fullmetalpalchemy replied to your photo “From patreon! where once again i draw the back of roy’s head but this...”

Local State Alchemist Ruins Innocent General's Delicious Parfait By Knocking it to The Ground With Trailing Left Hand. And No, Transmuting the Dish Back to Normal Does Not Erase the Crime.

roy, expressionless, staring down at his exploded parfait: this is a war crime

ed: you would know

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fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “No no! That’s not what I...”

You did mention "365 days around the sun" as your canon for their year system in 99% Snipers.. but how many months? Fort Briggs isn't a season. The Desert isn't a season. Where are the seasons Amestris. What have you done

I LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE MELTDOWN ON TWITTER AND IN DISCORD ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CLIMATE ZONES AMESTRIS MIGHT HAVE BC HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASSIGN COMFORT FOODS TO PEOPLE IF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE AGRICULTURE AND TRADE POLICIES ARE

#fullmetalpalchemy #i know i said amestris is [wibbles hand] kazakhstan but #after research decided the climate regions are more like azerbaijan #bc theyre at the edge of a desert but they DO have mountains and temperate forests #and not THAT much steppe #resembool is sheep country not horse country after all #yap yap #99% sniper #ALSO DONT FUCKING TEMPT ME TO INVENT ENTIRE NEW SEASONS BC I FUCKING WILL

fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “No no! That's not what I meant! Arakawa named Van Hohenheim after real...”

Ed: I can't believe this is Happening Again. In the year of our lord and savior jesus christ 1921--

Hermione: it's 2011

Ed: It'S wHaT!!

ED: NO. NO. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM NOT SEEING THIS, I AM LOOKING AWAY, YOUR YEARS ARE WIZARD YEARS AND WIZARD YEARS HAVE NO RIGHTS,

although this does beg the question. If our zero date is the birth of christ. And Amestris.... doesn’t have christ. What zero date are Amestrisans counting from

#fullmetalpalchemy #I CANT THINK ABOUT THIS TOO HARD OR I'LL WORLDBUILD MYSELF INTO A HOLE #ME: WHAT IF THEIR CONCEPT OF A ' WEEK ' WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!!!!#AHHHHHHH #LIKE MONTH LENGTH IS BASED ON LUNAR CYCLE MORE OR LESS #BUT EVERYTHING ELSE???#yap yap #99% sniper #god. i could probably make the amestrisan calendar plausibly follow lunar cycles still #hm.

fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “Hii Chad, my friends and I were discussing 99% snipers, like everyone...”

Riza: sir, is that a hicky? Roy, remembering this scene and how his neck got pinched by Ed's ankle plate: yes. a hicky.

ROY: yep. yup. nailed it. dignity in-fucking-tact

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