where do i say all for the text meme i want aLL OF THEM AKDLFJA;KLDSFJ
text meme. / accepting!
( drunk. )
[ text ; 11:34pm ] look at my great-grandfather’s ashes.[ text ; 11:38pm ] delete that.
( sad. )
[ text ; 6:54pm ] Do you have a time machine handy? There’s some mistakes I want to undo. Or redo. Who knows.
( mad. )
[ text ; 8:38pm ] I own the bank you’re with. Do you really want to push this?
( happy. )
[ text ; 7:23pm ] The deal went well. I’ll buy you a meal.
( tired. )
[ text ; 3:03am ] i hate hotel rooms[ text ; 3:04am ] i want to rent a mansion wherever i go
( busy. )
[ text ; 4:13pm ] Can’t talk. In a meeting.[ text ; 5:56pm ] I can schedule your mid-life crisis in say, three months.
( bored. )
[ text ; 10:12pm ] …No.[ text ; 10:56am ] I had zero interest in this so I fell asleep.
( reveal. )
[ text ; 3:42am ] I dislike you but not as much as I hate most people. If I’m drunk enough, I can bring myself to like you. If I’m sober and I know I’ll be near you, I start buying champagne. Yes, the expensive kind.
@vglnte !















