#vicarofdibley

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if she'd never met young mohammed the driver of the lovely little orange bus that stops at the end of the lane she could have struck fear into the hearts of man as the new and terrible mrs horton

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the thing about david is he is an asshole like just a terrible cunt obviously. but he's also secretly (secretly) a sweetiepie and that really comes out in merry christmas (2004) and that is undeniably why i like that ep so much

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when you're straight but your attraction to another woman makes you behave in a way that leads people to conclude you are attracted to women and they start clumsily supporting you and then you have to correct them on it 🙄

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the david geraldine weird uncomfortable sex scene good for no one involved would have decimated cities

i knowwwww. god i wish

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fucking hell deaddogsdam's upload of vicar of dibley has been taken off dailymotion so now there are only bad quality versions of eps on there..

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suddenly remembered recently that my david's post-canon wife who's similar to geraldine and also has kind of an unadressed gay thing happening with her later once things get less weird between them oc was named jen well that's not who that name means to me within a dawn french context anymore feels weird but it does invoke the image of a jennifer saunders character marrying david horton. i bet she's terrifying and horrible

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i'd say they never shouldve made the last 4 episodes of vod almost an hour each bc they just pack in too many unfunny jokes but tbh in cutting it down they'd probably keep the garbage and throw out the bits i like so. well whatever

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SICKOS YES