#viceroykim

[dunnetwins]

girl in my class in 5th grade: hey, hannah, what word starts with 'f' and ends with 'u-c-k' hahahaha

me, having no concept of the f word: fuc -

girl in my class in 5th grade: DON'T ACTUALLY SAY IT

girl in my class in 5th grade: FIRETRUCK IT'S FIRETRUCK

me: ...okay

[dunnetwins]

insp.

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im rereading false memory by dan krokos and im laughign i forgot that the protag, when faced with finding herself in a random mall with no memory other than her name and age and some money at first just. wanders the mall and buys a bra and hopes her memory will come back.

honestly.................that would probably be my response, too.

[dunnetwins]

annalise's brain: you should have one of those ambiguously flirty/sexual moments with wes

annalise: why?

annalise's brain: you gotta

[dunnetwins]

insp.

[dunnetwins]

i was reading dril tweets to my dad and after a few minutes of me laughing at them and him being like ????? he just goes 

‘he must be popular with the memes, because i don’t get it’

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insp.

[dunnetwins]

there’s a hole in my soul in a nutshell: the nicest guy you’ve ever met and his impulsive, violent little sister investigate paranormal stuff! (except he’s actually kind of secretly a sociopath)