#vickithechickenlord

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The time is 4:19. One minute to my highlight of the day. I grab it. That donut. 4:20. Glaze it.

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http://vickithechristmasqueen.tumblr.com/ 

Hey, just wanted to inform y'all i've changed my url for the festive season, so if you happen to look for my blog by searching 'vickithechickenlord' and a black and white blog shows up, don't fear.. i've just changed my other old blog to that url so nobody can like steal it or whatever

So please don't get too worried >-< 

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Bold what’s true about you

You just learned a bit about me:

I am a cuddler.

I am a morning person.

I am an only child.

I am currently in my pajamas.

I am currently pregnant.

I am left handed.

I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. 

I bite my nails.

I can be paranoid at times.

I enjoy country music.

I enjoy smoothies.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I have a car.

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a hidden talent.

I have a pet.

I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.

I have all my grandparents.

I have been to another country.

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have or had broken a bone.

I have caller I.D. on my phone. 

I have bathed someone.

I have changed a diaper.

I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.

I have had major/minor surgery.

I have killed another person.

I have cut my hair within the last week.

I have mood swings.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I like the taste of blood.

I love Michael Jackson.

I love sleeping.

I love to shop.

I own 100 CDs or more.

I own and use a library card.

I read books for pleasure in my spare time.

I sleep a lot during the day.

I watch soap operas on a regular basis. 

I work at a job that I enjoy.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I am currently wearing socks.

I am tired.

I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Graduated high school.

Smoked cigarettes. (tried, would not recommend ew)

Ridden every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a concert.

Helped someone.

Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.

Been broken up with.

Been kissed.

Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school.

Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Been in a mental hospital. 

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun. (AN AIR GUN THING)

Been in a school play

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Attempted suicide.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.

Had a hamster.

Dyed your hair.

Had something pierced.

Gotten straight A’s.

Your parents sent you to a shrink.

Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown

Medium brown

Dark brown

Blonde

Black

Dirty blonde

Strawberry blonde/Ginger

Multicoloured

My eyes are:

Brown

Blue

Grey

Green

Hazel

Light brown

A combination of things

I am:

Male

Female

Other

People sometimes label me as:

Slut

Girly

Ugly

Nerd

Other 

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders.

Dying 

Doctor/Dentist appointments

Hospitals

Needles

Disease

Being alone in the dark

Heights

Small spaces

Oceans/large bodies of water

Holes

Large animals

Small animals

Open spaces

Lightning

I have/had:

A friend with benefits

A laptop in my room

A television in my room

Good grades

My own car

Married parents

[macklemandem]

OH MY GOD THAT STITCH THING IS SO CUTE. WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

thankyou ;-; and ooh.. amazon:3 

it has a bum zip for easy toilet access.. its fab omg ;-;

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I’m pretty sure ill be a bad girlfriend. I’d just give you makeovers and style your hair. I mean he’d hear me be like “come here gorgeous, it’s time to look like a princess.” And at that rate he’d be miles away.

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Omg help. This boy at college like smiled and me today and he was hot but i don't know who he is so i can't find him on the interwebs and i want to talk to him because no cute boys ever smile at me or anything! I feel loved and confused. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!

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Just saw someone in Newquay in an adventure time tshirt. Whoever you are. I love you

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GUISE!! Please don't unfollow me. I'm only on holiday, I'm lucky to find 3G to post. I'm not dead. I haven't left tumblr. I miss it. And I miss you all:'( I'm keeping strong. It will be back to normal next week. Just bear with me<3