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How long will they last? - Till Kanan dies (I’m sorry, but he and Ezra have to die in order to Yoda and Obi Wan to be last jedi, badum tss). And even after that, Hera would still love him.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I still have ‘A New Dawn’ on my ‘To Read List’, but I pre-imagine Kanan falling inmediately after hearing her on a freedom-speech. Hera would take one hour more, or so...
How was their first kiss? - You remember in Pirates of the Caribean III when Elizabeth and Wil finally get married and they kiss, epicly, in the middle of the storm, slicing enemies, with a musical crescendo? That’s how.
Who proposed? - Tough one... I don’t know. They just happen to be married prior to SWR begining XD
Who is the best man/men? - Chopper, probably, I don’t know if they already had Zeb in the team by then...
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Uh... Chopper?
Who did the most planning? - Kanan. He’s the kind of guy that would stress over the tiniest detail by that time.
Who stressed the most? - Kanan.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Empire :P and Cham because Hera’s daddy issues
Who is on top? - I picture them switching a lot. Or even spooning while sex so none would top... Neither is more dominant than the other, they’re pretty balanced in that sense
Who is the one to instigate things? - Mainly Hera. But Kanan also submits ideas...
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Twice... Perhaps even three... Kanan cheats because Force Sensitive and Jadi training, and Hera usually needs more than just once to really get there.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They try at least to get one each. They’re an interspecies couple, so they have to be aware of the differences between their bodies. As long as both have gotten the chance to reach orgasm, they’re pretty satisfied
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - It would be cruel (even for me) to let Hera alone with a little baby, so I don’t picture her getting pregnant... Besides, they’re in the middle of a war, and both already lived one while they were children, so I picture them not wanting any son or daughter until the Empire would be down.
How many children will they adopt? - Ezra and Sabine
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Change diapers by ‘solving the kids’ messes and you have the entire training of Ezra.
Who is the stricter parent? - Kanan on the surface, but Hera in the deepest. Kanan just shows it more easily, but Hera is the one whose “You’ve disapointed me” hurt the most.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kanan. He will always be the one to stress.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both. But again, Kanan stresses easier about anything
Who is the more loved parent? - You just don’t pick a favourite parent!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Kanan. He would even record it and send it even to Thrawn to show how proud he is of his babies growing up so quickly.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both.
Who does the most cooking? - Kanan. I headcanon that younglings did a lot of housework in the Temple as both grounding and meditation, so he cooks quite good actually. Hera can cook also, but she’s usually wasted after piloting, repairing, commanding... so she keeps her cooking for special occasions
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Given their ‘war children’ stories, I think they both know what it is like to have problems to get a meal, so none of them is very picky. I you can eat it, eat it, because you don’t know if you are going to have another chance.
Who does the grocery shopping? - They usually send Zeb and Ezra.
How often do they bake desserts? - Not regularly. The Empire is a war-focused dictatorship, and historically, under said regimes, cooking supplies like sugar, baking powder and other luxuries are scarce. It would be extra difficult for them since they’re wanted outlaws.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They eat anything they can get.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hera.Since she doesn’t cook a lot, she tries to do it when she wants to celebrate something (even if it is just getting away of a chase by sheer dumb luck)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - They can’t afford to go out... Drawbacks of being a rebel in the Empire...
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - None. That’s something that happens when Zeb, Sabine or Ezra cook (because of that they are forbidden to even try). Both Kanan and Hera are skilled enough in the kitchen to not burn anything.
Who cleans the room? - Again, Zeb or the kids. Chopper is told to help but he messe more than he cleans
Who is really against chores? - Chopper.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Zeb and Ezra. The pet is Chopper. Chaos ensured.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Chopper
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kanan ALWAYS stresses the most
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - No one. They’re creditless.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Hera. She has more to clean, because of the lekkus and all the motor oil she ends up getting while doing the reparations.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Chopper doesn’t need to be taken out, but if he did, they would send probably Zeb.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I don’t know the holidays they might have in the Galaxy... Previous to the Empire, I mean...
What are their goals for the relationship? - To end up both alive (oh, darlings...) and finish the Empire.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Hera. Kanan knows the pressure she’s under as a Rebellion Captain, so he tries to let her rest and relax as much as they can allow themselves to.
Who plays the most pranks? - Honestly... I don’t see any of them playing actual ‘pranks’... But Hera seems most likely to tease Kanan, on a low degree, though...
Whoah... That was a long one... But I’m happy I got this couple, since I have little content of them, and they are so lovely... Thank you very much for asking! ^^
