THIS IS A STARTER FOR....
There he was-- The Spiderbrat. If there was one thing Seokmin hated, it was being hindered from finishing a job. Being hindered meant more time had to be taken to complete the task. and the more time he took, the more his money was delayed, and the more his money was delayed, the longer he’d have to wait to go hit up that American-style breakfast restaurant before they closed. What if he didn’t make it before closing time? How would he get his pancakes then? It’d be a shame, and Seokmin would be extremely upset, and when he was extremely upset, things didn’t tend to end well, which brought him back to the task at hand--
Getting the Spiderbrat to scurry away and poke his nose in some other criminal’s business. “Yoohoo! Spidey!~” Letting out a (fake) laugh, the mercenary called out to the vigilante, waving his fingers at the other male in a flirtatious manner, before hopping down to stand next to the boy. “Can you just maybe, you know, scram for like two minutes? I need to un-alive a couple people, and your cute little butt always distracts me! I’d hate to accidentally shove one of my swords inside of that little peachy ass.. And surprisingly, ‘sword’ was not a euphemism for my dick. Shocking, I know.” Leaning back against the wall, he tilted his head, smiling at the boy through the mask. “Please!!! Stop being such a goody goody for once... I’ll even give you five percent of my profits if you play along! Maybe you can finally afford to get a new suit that doesn’t look like a knock-off version of mine!”
... @vigilandae!
ps... you have a nice butt. xoxo, deadpool.












