In which I respond to things ten years later to avoid reading Shakespeare.
Why I like them: He’s a tall, dense, protective little baby and he much be protected at all costs.
Why I don’t: He’s a very stereotypical anime character. Tall. Dark. Silent. Brooding. Protective of the little one.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): Hmmmm His plot point in the anime aren’t really that important. He’s just there to subdue Honey-sempai. If I had to pick a favorite scene it’s be from the manga. When Kaoru and Hikaru have another falling out and he lets one of them (ugh I think it was Hikaru, but I am not sure) stay with him. It shows him being a counselor to others besides Honey. ALSO sleepy as fuck Mori is the best thing in the world.
Favorite season/movie: Well it was just the one season.
Favorite line: (after hitting his head on a light bulb in Haruhi’s apartment) Ouch.
Favorite outfit: Casual Mori.
Brotp: Kasanoda and Mori, haruhi and mori, honey and mori, everyone and mori
Head Canon: While he wants to go to school to be a lawyer, I think that he still helps Satoshi out with the family dojo. Satoshi will become head of the family just so his big brother can finally do something for himself—not having to feel bound by honor or duty to the Morinozuka and Haninozuka family. And, so, he does. Takashi starts up his own non-profit for rescuing animals in the greater Tokyo area.
Unpopular opinion: I really can’t do HoneyxMori
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Stop making Mori and Honey fight. It’s like Sam and Dean. We know they gonna end up alright—don’t need to rehash the same shit all the time.
5 words to best describe them: Babe, tall, conflicted, protective, honor
My nickname for them: Taka the Tree
