Vikings 6x03
- Hello King or not-so-King Finehair. - King Olaf taking over a sick man’s Kingdom ... alright? - Knew that Oleg was no prophet but a phony just like Ivar is no God. They are only human. - Umm ... Bjorn, you better keep your dick in your pants. - Hvitserk is going through it. Though I don’t like his “crazy,” storyline I do feel bad for him. - Gunnhild, baby, I love you. I will protect you at all costs from Bjorn’s cheating ways. Please find out and kill that bitch and smack the shit out of Bjorn when he returns. - Ubbe, I know your intentions are in the right place but you’re going to tell a badass shieldmaiden, in front of her mentor/mother, that she should stay. Okay, buddy. - That’s right Torvi. Shut his idea down. Together forever or you don’t get anything. - I knew Oleg was going to kill his brother and Ivar wouldn’t have a problem. Of course, because family means nothing anymore in this show. God, what I would give for Ragnar and Rollo’s relationship again. - Lagertha still that bitch. Your fame will follow you everywhere no matter how hard you fight to escape it. - Well, one of Torvi and Bjorn’s children are going to die. It’s the son. - I SWEAR TO GOD BJORN. ONE SEASON WITHOUT YOU FUCKING SOMEONE WHO ISN’T YOUR COMPANION/WIFE!! ONE?! - Lagertha telling the story to her grandchildren reminded me of Gyda and baby Bjorn. - Um, is Whitehair really going to kill an old lady? Wow. How “Viking” are you? - Lagertha, you should’ve buried your sword underneath your cabin and kept a floorboard lose or two. - Oleg, torturing your brother. Wow. So brave. - Ubbe talking about the future of the Vikings. He reminds me so much of Ragnar but Hvitserk traveling on the trader's road? Knowing his condition. Here comes him and Ivar reuniting. So, this means he will be the one to kill Lagertha. - Whitehair really attacking the village of women. Killing their sons and a fucking baby. Stealing their food. Killing an old lady? What is it with these fucking men who think they’re something? You ain’t shit. - LET’S GO LAGERTHA. KILL THEM MOTHER FUCKERS. MAKING THEM SUFFER. Be the badass you still are. A shieldmaiden will always be apart of you. - Bjorn is regretting this decision. Honestly, as much as Finehair helped you, he’s a trickster. I would’ve just let him die but we all know Viking history and that it’s impossible to kill Finehair. - Bjorn will suffer because of this. Men will die. Peace will be made then. - Okay, this music when Lagertha is on screen doing something emotional is fucking me up. - So Ivar feels indifferent about what Oleg did to his brother ... maybe he does have a heart. - also, this kid is a fucking psycho. He hasn’t been with Oleg long and now he hates the guy who raised him? That was quick. - SWIM UNDER THE FIRE YOU DUMBASSES. GOOD LORD. - This battle was underwhelming.
Preview for the next episode: Bjorn’s son is 100% dying.





