#vim possible

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Global Justice Junior Academy PT 7

Vim: *PANT* *PANT* OH HEY Apollo, how are YOU? Apollo: I am doing splendid, I'm reading a book a bout snails! Did you know they have osscilating teeth? Vim: I did NOT, but onto other things, do you know where Athena i- *BOOM* Athena: SING MY BEAST! SING! Audles: OH I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER, FROM OUTER SPACE AND I'M BAD! Vim: UGH I should've known showing a florokinetic that movie was a bad idea, but I just love MUSICALS! Apollo: Would you like me to blast it? Vim: GRAH you are a good boy, but no I'll figure this out. Athena: Just so you know she's FULLY sentient, so you'd be a MURDERER if you destroyed her! Vim: Oh I'll SHOW YOU a murderer you little gremlin! Han: Its times like this I'm glad I don't have little siblings. Ken: Ditto. Audles: FEED ME SEYMOUR!

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Global Justice Academy Pt 6

Ken: *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*.

Vim: DANG boy, you're eating like..someone...who EATS a lot, what's happening?

Ken: My dad is a health nut, my mom is a hippy, the school caf is my only chance to eat REAL food!

Han:...a hippy? Like, drum circles and what not?

Vim: And she married...a secret agent?

Ken: Uh well, he wasn't an agent when they met, did Kim and Ron ever tell you about their team-up? Team-up as in singular?

Han: Oh yeah, I heard he was basically a pain in the butt the whole time, ELECTROCUTED Ron for...no...reason-*GASP*!

Vim: Did your dad get FIRED?! AND BECAME A HIPPY?! Plot twiiiiiist.

Ken: WELL-not fired fired, after his initial report to DD, she KINDA saw how they just Agent Cody Banksed him and recommended he take a sabbatical.

Vim: Agent Whatty Whats?

Han: Ancient Disney movie, before our time.

Ken: WELL-one thing lead to another, where he ended up joining a hippy commune, got married to my mom Honey, they had ME a year later, and a few years later dad decided to become a teacher, saved the President of Rodigan, AND got hired by Global Justice where he used his clout to get me into school.

Vim:...OKAY, you win, your origin story is WAY more complicated than either of ours.

Hana: I thought being a magical weapon of destiny was complicated, but that was a TAPESTRY you said.

Ken: Yeah yeah, complicated-BACK TO NACOS *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*.

Vim: He's like a glorious garbage disposal....WELL-back to it*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*.

Han: (...hm).

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Global Justice Junior Academy Pt 5

Barkin: Now as you may know, I have been hired to act as principal based on my now disclosed service record, and years as an educator.

Will:...and also because you and Dr. Director-

Barkin: Were high school sweethearts who reconnected after the insurrection yes, but I ASSURE you I am fully tasked to maintain the decorum for a school such as this.

*BOOM*

Vim: Hey uh, I don't have ANY idea whose fault it was, but someone just...broke...the...air-OKAY BYE!

Barkin: HAHA-just like the old days-GAS MASKS PEOPLE!

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Global Justice Academy PT 4

Dimentor: WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the scrappy spawn of my ARCH teen nemesis! Vim: ALSO my aunt here as well! Han: So weird that that's true. Dimentor: Well unlike your FAILURE of a stepfather, you are facing a rea- Vim: OH HO no, back up, you are NOT gonna say you're a better villain than my dad! Dimentor:...UH, YES I am! LOOK AT ALL MY COOL UBER VILLAIN PARAPHERNALIA! Vim: OKAY, first off, being able to afford a bunch of stuff does NOT make you special. SECONDLY-while YES my dad failed a BUNCH at trying to beat my bio-parent, he also tried a BUNCH more times than you EVER did, said times YOU did you ALSO failed. Dimentor: I...well- Han: Plus Drakken would mix it up, by Kim and Ron's senior year you would just KEEP trying to get their battle suit. YOU HAD AN ELECTRONIC SCANNER IDIOT-just make your own! Dimentor: But...but- Vim: Face it Professor Harry Potter monster, as much as you like to rag on my pops, the reality is he's TEN TIMES more of a villain than you, and as a hero a BILLION times more of a person than you as well! Dimentor: *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS* *Later* Vim: And while his minions were consoling him, I trapped them in my new net launcher while Han deactivated the Christmas destroyer. Han: Villains and Christmas, I swear. Ken: DANG-you practically beat a villain single handed just by roasting him! Vim: Heh, that's my ROCKWALLER genetics! Han: As for me,I'm just a regular middle schooler! Ken: You two are terrifying and I LOVE it!

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Global Justice Junior Academy Pt 3

Will: Okay class, I'm your new instructor Will Du. Or as some of you can call me, the DUuuuuuude. Han:(Oh no...) Vim: (This old is so cringe I LOVE it!) Will: And for starters I'd like to introduce a new student, my son Ken! Ken: HELLO! Han: (Oh NO...) Vim:(That MONSTER, he knows we wouldn't roast a teacher in front of his CHILD). Will: I hope we have a TOTALLY tubular classroom experience! *Later, at lunch* Han:... Vim:... Ken:...so my dad is SUPER cringe right? Vim: OH THANK YOU YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON NOW! Han: WHY is he using 90s slang, its 2015! Ken: YEAH, he was BARELY a kid growing up so in him getting modern lingo is impossible. Vim: WHILE I am VIM Possible... Han: Why do you keep trying that one? Vim: I AM PERSISTENT! Ken: Heh, this school year is gonna RULE!

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Global Justice Junior Academy shenanigans

Wade: OKAY.....that was...effective...but...what did we do wrong?

Vim: I don't know what you're talking about, that was AWESOME!

Han: Vim...

Vim: UGH-fine, I guess amplifying the speakers to be sonic weapon to take out some electronics burglars was...a LITTLE overkill!

Han: Vim, half of them couldn't hear! HALF OF THEM COULDN'T SEE!

Vim: HEH, must've shaken up their occipital lobes that is HILARIOUS...ly...bad, as even criminals deserve respect.

Wade: *SIGH* Slow progress is still progress.

Vim: I mean this IS a training sim so-

Han: Not the point Vim.

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AND NOW-at Global Justice Junior Academy!

Vim: SO you're like...some...sorta mystical monkey weapon? *GASP* ARE YOU A HOMUNCULUS?! THAT WOULD BE SO RAD!

Han: HEH-no, its more of a once in a life time mystical chosen one thing, born with the powers rather than needing outside sources.

Vim: AH-gotcha, WELL you know me, just a regular old mutant hybrid of three separate human's DNA, an elephant, a naked mole rat, a snake, AND a poodle!

Han:...is...IS that more regular?

Vim: Right, because me being born from mutagenic chemical slurry is WAY less weird than just RANDOMLY being born as a mystical monkey ninja!

Han:...honestly, FAIR point.

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Kim Possible OC

Vim Possible

Age: Ten

Pronouns: She/Her

Origin: After Dr. Drakken's failed attempt to create clones of Kim Possible(and others) backfired, the dissolved clone sludge was collected by the US government and put into a medical waste container. Due to the rather acidic and toxic nature of the waste , it was left in said container for several years for fear of contamination.

During those years a freak chemical reaction occurred, where all the broken down DNA strands slowly reconfigured for five years becoming slowly sentient,a personality forming in a slew of genetic memories. Bursting from the container, she escaped, searching for her creator, the semi-reformed supervillains Dr. Drakken and Shego.

After being almost mauled by this violent little monster,the duo did the only logical thing and adopted her!

Sharing custody with her genetic donors of Kim, Ron, and Bonnie, Vim is a scrappy little kid who is shaping up to be a hero in the making, when her hybrid human/dog/elephant/cobra/molerat DNA doesn't make her act out of course.

Abilities: Enhanced senses, nigh super strength, heightened agility,thick skin, eidetic memory, innate technical prowess.

Weaknesses: While she has many physical and mental abilities,she is still a child, and a more talented fighter could take her on easy. She is also overconfident due to her thick skin making her rather durable, so when she does get hurt it comes as a shock to her.