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You Quit Smoking? That's Nice. I've Quit 18 Times!

So you want to quit smoking, but it seems damn near impossible. You can hardly go an hour without a cigarette—how are you supposed to go days, weeks, or even years? Well, I'm here to tell you that it absolutely is possible and addiction does not have to control your life. I know this because I've not only successfully quit smoking, but I've successfully quit smoking well over a dozen times. So I'm basically an expert. Read the full article

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We Found The Key To Stop Aging But It Involves Skinning These Puppies

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Signs Your Nutritionist Thinks You’re A Disgusting Piece Of Shit

It took only seconds for me to realize my nutritionist thought I was a disgusting piece of shit. The signs were subtle, but they were definitely there (like when he dry heaved). Read on to discover if you, too, might be dealing with a nutritionist who hates you. Read the full article

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Your Baby Daddy Is Zeus Disguised As A Shower Of Gold: Own It!

We here at Bunny Ears believe that every child is a miracle. And that's especially true if they were conceived when you got plastered on grappa and fucked a shower of gold that just happened to be Zeus, King of the Gods and Ruler of Mount Olympus. While we understand your semi-super-powered baby's origin story might be awkward to manage, we're here to say: OWN IT, GIRL. Read the full article

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I’m Totally Okay Being Trapped Under This Weighted Blanket

I know I should be feeling a profound sense of dread as I write this from beneath the reassuring-yet-pulverizing heft of the weighted blanket that has pinned me to my bed for the past two weeks, but I’m actually totally okay with it. Read the full article

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Reminder: Your Neti Pot Is The Best Way To Drown Yourself On Dry Land

As the temperature dips this winter, so will your immune system—so be sure to maintain a regular exercise routine, eat healthfully, and take your vitamins and supplements. And also don’t forget that your trusty Neti Pot is still your best bet if you want to drown yourself on dry land to escape cold and flu season once and for all. Read the full article

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You’re Only Taking Yoga Classes So You Can Learn To Go Down On Yourself. Own it

Here’s a scenario: You’re in your first yoga class ever and you accidentally reveal that the only reason you’re there is so you can become limber enough to orally pleasure yourself. The class is stunned by your admission, and you're shocked to discover that people do yoga for reasons other than orally pleasuring themselves. Read the full article

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Heartbreak High for Vim & Vigor

A DPS with some follow on characters and spots for an article on heart health. Told through some of the characters with bad habits that may have been a part of your graduation class, the piece focuses on those of a certain age that would have graduated in the 1980s. The party dude, the smoker, the workaholic, the over eater they’re all here. You know who you were, look after that heart now!

Many thanks to Tami Rodgers for this one.