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Dr. Perrow: Okay, well, let’s just put this aside for the time being. Now——

Vincent: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?

Dr. Perrow: What?

Vincent: Is it standing near me?

Dr. Perrow: Who?

Vincent: [on the verge of a panic attack] The time being

[in the interrogation]

Vincent: Tell us about the Travelers program and we’ll burn your house down!

Dr. Perrow: Uh, don’t you mean “or”?

Vincent: Right! Tell us about the Travelers program OR we’ll burn your house down.

Grace: Well, which is it? Seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.

Vincent: You compared me to an animal and yet were surprised when I attacked. Or did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

Philip: Hold on, what kind of Shakespeare copy is this?

Philip: “Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause. But since I am a dog, beware my fangs,” which is from The Merchant Of Venice.

Trevor: Well, I guess the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone invents Shakespeare again.

MacLaren, so over it: [facepalming] Oh my god.

Dr. Perrow: In general, would you say you’ve been more emotional lately?

Vincent, immediately breaking into tears: No.

Vincent: I’m sorry, can you stop doing that weird thing with your face?

Kat: ...crying?

Vincent: Traveler 3465, we are holding your son hostage, and we demand that you——

Carly: Wait, what? I’m holding my son in my arms right now.

Vincent: Then who just asked us to bring him a glass of milk and a PB&J with the crusts cut off?

Carly: Oh, dear. You’ve kidnapped my son’s father.

Vincent, interviewing Grace, knowing that she’s actually a Traveler: Congratulations, you just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!

Grace: But you only gave me one tangerine.

Vincent, pulling out a gun: Yep!

Traveler 001: Looking back, I regret nothing.

MacLaren: You should.

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