“So what? It’s a normal ass day. I don’t even know why anybody else except for me hypes it up, when all I do is sit in the corner gettin’ blackout drunk and eating cake every single year.” She’s letting the air out of balloons that surround her front room, also multitasking between sneaking bits of cake in and kicking leftover baby toys under her sofa. “Also, tell your brother I said thank you for the vaguely worded text message I received last night. At 11:58PM.” ( @vindictivc )











