---------------------------------CHRISH VINE SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns as needed. language and nsfw.
“I am not trying to eat no Mexican food right now.” “My favorite animal is probably a buffoon.” “I really wanna teach yoga and zen and overall centeredness but I also like to really kill and stab people on the weekends.” “Honey, you might want to wash your fishy ass cooch next time.” “I love Jesus, damn it! That’s why I go to church on Sunday.” “She like decapitated my father or whatever, and like peed on me, and I was like girl do you need to talk?” “But ____, where’s my cottage cheese?” “There’s something very intricate and very artistic about slamming your face into the concrete.” “Before I joined Kappa Fap Fap Fe Fi Homophobe Mega Psi, I didn’t know who I was.” “That is such a good idea girl! Get the fuck out of my face would be another fucking good idea for you.” “She knows damn well I ain’t trying to hang out with her crusty ass.” “You fucked up the lyrics.” “I have a really funny joke. You ready? Valentine’s day!” “Welcome to my kitchen. We have bananies and avocadies.” “This is why you don’t eat in the car!” “You don’t know what Vine is?!” “She has a huge camel toe but she’s cool so it’s cool.” “God, mom, give me my fucking space, shit! Fuck, man, fuck!” “I don’t know the answer to that question but I know the answer to this question: Am I sitting next to the ugliest person in the entire world?” “You’re really good at talking a whole bunch and not stopping.” “Honey, don’t get mad at me because you ain’t got no fucking ass and titties. You like like a sheet of paper when you wear a white shirt.” “Gather round students, so we can put all our hands in the blender.” “If I wanted to sin, I would have sex with my cat. But I’m a Christian!” “You literally look like a seal so it’s kinda hard to take you seriously.” “Bitch, turn the fuck around, sit down. Shut up.” “I literally could give two shits what anybody thinks abou- Did she comment on the post?” “I’m sixteen years old. I’m an actor. I’m a singer. I’m an artist. I’m a dreamer. And I’m a risk taker.” “She stole the fucking cauliflower and fucking ruined the fucking party. Of course I’m pissed!” “What’s bitch plus bitch? Bitch!” “Baby, won’t you come my way? Watch me whip... Chipotle.” “You look like a beluga whale but other than that, you okay! You pretty cute!”
