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“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’
