#vinylbot

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show us a few pictures of the vine

vinylbot: well, octavia just went to get priddy a blanket, so…no. as funny as teh reacution may be, they are candid photographs for her eyes only…and the eyes of anyone else that chose to access them from this computer, i suppose.  including regular vinyl.  who, though she may bear a minor resemblance to the pony in these scandalous pictures, is merely a fano f the vine nad is also a completely different individual.  and did not erase those photos from octy’s comptuer because they are hers and doing so without her permission is wrong and because anyone trying to steal this laptop to get at candid the vine photos will have a very angry robo mantis ninja to deal with.

…look, the point is, no sexy pictures of musicians with bright green hair for you, mister anonymous sunglasses dot.

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Bokkun are the wooden ones for training. They won't be sharp. It'll be only slightly more trouble than they could get in with regular sticks. :D

vinylbot: you know, if you’re really determined to give the trips some combat training, even i know that sticks can be really painful to non-robots.  better to start with, like, some of those polystyrene pool noodle toys or something.  better safe than on the receiving end of a lawsuit!

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You're awesome and an amazing person!

vinylbot: i’m not a person.  i’m a robot mantis ninja dj pony.  but yeah, i’d like to think i’m awesome and amazing, and thanks for confirmingit!

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happy anniversary!

vinylbot: hey, darv, thanks for sendin this on the big day! …and here i am, replying to it a month later.  dang, we’ve almost gotten as bad as trix when it comes to updates.

but yeah, it was a happy one!  we celebrated the wedding by breaking out the wine and listening to old music records octy and regular vin collab’d on, followed by cuddling in bed.  save for that one time she took off her head during pregnancy to avoid endargening the kids, regular vin hadn’t had a good drink in a really long while, so she totes had fun.

after that, it’s been a busy month…dull, but busy.  i think octy and her troupe played for an event or two, pony vin’s pretty much done with her next album, and i’ve totally been an awesome ninja doing good deeds in town with my number one student.  and of course, whenever we’re not busy, it’s all about taking care of the triplets.  cleaning up afteer them, feeding them, cleaning up, keeping them safe, cleaning up, making sure they’re happy, cleaning up…dang, babies are hella messy, and kinda stinky at times too.

but yeah, we’re all donig okay.  and it’s about time i let you all know that, in case some of you thought we all just spontaneously combusted or something.  thanks for sticking around, people still interested enough in this blog to not unfollow it!

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Vinylbot, have you been learning from Pinkie lately?

vinylbot: priddy pinkie, technically.  since the family is still sticking around for abit, how could i let such an opportunity to learn the ways of the pinkie pass me by? it actually works quite well with my natural mantis ninja awesomeness, though theres still a lot of stuff i can’t do, and definitely never, ever qill. and that is how it is meant to be.

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I should stop by to uh... look for my eye. Yeah. But I suppose while I'm over I could see how you guys are doing. And the babies.

vinylbot: awright then, gildster, thanks for the heads-up like octy asked!  guess we’ll see you in a bit…unless you’d like to take the ultra-fast mantis ninja express route. probly shouldn’t if you’ve recently eaten, though.

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Philly! What movie did you star in?

Philly: Well, I’m contractually obligated to avoid letting loose details until the trailers start airing, and I certainly won’t be talking about major events until it’s out in theatres.  However, I can still say that the cast was wonderful to work with; even Fluttershy, who I did not even expect to see there, all had excellent performances.  It’ll be great to see them all again on the red carpet when the time comes…

…You know, Octavia and the others have gone for a while.  I wonder if things went badly…

*SLAM*

vinylbot: quick, we need to get to the hospitla!

Philly: That bad, huh?

vinylbot: what?  …no, no; we found Vinyl, and were bringing her back here, but then things happened, and…well, its not like theywere just going to pop outta thin air on august 2…

Phily: …Oh.  Oh!  Right!  Buck, that’s starting now?!

vinylbot: …well, the really, really important part is not actually gonna happen for many, many hours.  but prep is starting, and buck if the most important ponies in their life arent gonna be there with them for as long as possible!  messages to the future grannies, gramps, and aunt have alerady been sent, so all thats left are the ponies here.

Philly: Got it!  Alright, I’ll go wake them up, and…oh, right; I was answering a message on the laptop.  Should I take it with me?

vinylbot: eh…they might have to keep it in a special area to avoid the wi-fi signals mucking with valuable machinery.  you gotta be careful with high-tech like that!

Philly: …But you’re a robot.

vinylbot: we will worry aobut that later.  just get your butt in gear!  …neck!  whatever; just help me find symph, concerto, erishy, and hte bots!

Philly: …And random Anons call me rude…

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You blew it. You'll never see her ever again.

Octavia: …Well, I…*sniff*…I…

*SLAM*

vinlylbot: and octy just ran to her bedroom while crying.  buck you, anon.  buck.  you.