#violet horror

[madcat-world]

Violet Horror (1 of 2) - vicious mongrel

[calleo-bricriu]

Owls, because I don’t want to talk to you in person.

At some point, the majority who do not know you are going to want a name to put to you, even if they never meet you.

You have said we're not to use your actual name. I would advise against your late Grandfather's surname as well as that would be easily traced back to you.

- Felix

Felix,

Let's go with Violet Horror.

I'm sorry, what? What does that even mean?

- Felix

Felix,

Oh, it's the name of one of my bright violet cardigans. See?

(Attached to the short letter is a picture of Calleo in an almost painfully bright, violet cardigan.)

Of one of your--are you at least going to make it a point to wear it so that makes even a minimal amount of sense? And don't wear that shirt with it.

- Felix

Felix,

Yeah, sure. Also don't address owls to me with that name, it's absurd. I also won't be signing anything with it because it's absurd.

And the shirt is essential to the outfit overall; everybirdy is included.

...are you all right?

- Felix

Felix,

Never better. Anyway, don't forget the part about not addressing owls to me with that name and don't expect me to sign things with that name.

Why use it at all, then?

- Felix

Felix,

Because it's absurd. And writing it won't have the same effect as me getting to stand there and watch you say it as dead serious as you can manage, and I want to see everyone else have to do the same.

I'm convinced, at this point, that you traded your general sanity in exchange for being inexplicably good at things you should absolutely be floundering and struggling with.

- Felix

Felix,

Simply because you don't have a sense of humour doesn't mean anyone who does has lost their sanity.

[seethelightawake-blog]

And Kanaya… She was so good, I hope they neveR found out about the time she hid me when they weRe seaRching foR me. I Left so they wouLdn’t huRt heR but the damage was aLReady done honestLy.

[seethelightawake-blog]

I wish I couLd RemembeR what exactLy my job entaiLed but I know it was impoRtant and I had met and was favoRed by )(eR ImpeRious Condescension. That is untiL I pRophesied heR downfaLL at heR baLL.