Sanders Shovels - Shovel Knight AU
i havent worked on this in months hA but i finally jotted down some things and bada bing bada boom were done babeyyy lets get into it
Logan Wenn - Plague Knight
very very book smart, but like, what's social interaction again????
Safety? Who's she? Never heard of her.
color codes potions, alphabetized his supply stock
really good at bartending as a result (not something he does often, mind you)
wears a plague doctor mask and a hood to hide his identity
will never EVER let go of his cloak
logan tried helping him sew patches on it, but he sucks at sewing, so virgil took care of it himself, appreciating the sentiment
gothic castle-y aesthetic
helps logan make potions and organizes beakers by size
takes care of the "little guys" (minions)
still a lot taller than logan tho
lives in town, her room underground leads to an even deeper level, the Explodatorium, where he works with Lo to make potions
provides adult supervision
"logan, you need adult supervision"
"mm yeah sure now eat your apple slices"
logan hurled a potion at him because of this incident and stormed off
eventually came back and apologized, pretending like he didnt cry
logan dont like bein treated like a child
virgil can bake, he makes a bunch of the recipes he uses himself
Patton Wye - Polar Knight
has a snow shovel he loves dearly
"her name is shelly!!!!!!"
makes popsicles and ice cream
has a cow named terracotta
big boy. wide. good for hugs. bear man.
almost every aspect of him makes roman want to cry
"roman!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!! its me!!!!!!! patton!!!!!!!!"
"*sobbing uncontrollably* h-hi pat...."
"roman???!?!?!? r u ok??!?!?!?!? what happen??!?!?!?!!?!?"
can and will pick up all his friends
his castle is made of solid gold
wears a crown for every occaision
if patton sits on the couch by himself he will crawl over and cling to patton and then Patton is just there like "huh. guess i cant move sorry virgil go stop logan from blowing up the fridge yourself pal"
pat pat is very warm despite being in the cold constantly and roman is a cold boy despite being in the heat all the time
We dont walk in this household
slightly below average height
Declan Watt - Tinker Knight
shortiest shorty to ever shorty
made a giant robot to make him taller
fixes Remy's propellers and Emile's submarine constantly because they kEEP BREAKING
his boyfs are there to help tho dw
smells like oil. stinky boy.
Remy Hew - Propeller Knight
"Oh, gurl, the hilt, goddamn that's gorgeous wait lemme see the blade- BABE IS THIS FUCKING CLAY-TEMPERED?????"
if an enemy has a sword he will geek about it for hours dont test him
he'll still fight them, but compliment it while fighting
if the sword they have is sub par he will get them a new one
his propellers break too often for it to not seem suspicious
"dee? babe? one of my propellers broke again..."
he does not break them to get declan to pay attention to him i promise
emile is happy to give him as much attention as he so desires if declan is busy
turns into a pile of flying mush when emile gushes about him
Emile Picani - Treasure Knight
almost cried when he saw roman's castle for the first time
knows too much about gems for it to be normal
does his best to protect his boyfs and stop his submarine from breaking down too much cause fixing it puts dee out of commission for a year or two
Keeps the Iron Whale in tip top shape
ocean boy. splish splash.
remy can cook fish and nothing else
good for emile, but sucks for dee, the boye lives off vegetables and nothing else
Nathan Lukas - Mole Knight
goofs about rocks with emile tho
sometimes they hang out together
values his platonic relationships like he values his life
Toby Ross- Specter Knight
legitimately raises the dead
dont trust that many peeps tbh
himself and virgil both have a Gothic Aesthetic they bond over
Virgil held his scythe once and told toby he felt like his soul almost got stolen
toby laughed and said "good thing i dont have one!"
K thats all hmu if ur interested in any way lol
also i have to credit @spectralheartt for the name and also for humoring me like four months ago about this idea :)
