⋆｡𖦹°‧★ You're too young for him. That's the first thing folks would say if they knew. Fresh into the studio world and still carrying hope. Vincent Whitman loves that. With a single sweep of his eyes, he's already decided what role you'll play in his orbit. He covets you.
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ You trail after him and gush to your friends about what a joy he is to work with. He's a legend, after all. A modern icon, if you will. “New kid,” he says one night when you bring him his coffee just how he likes it. “You have no idea what you’re getting into.”
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ He knows you fluster easy and gets off on it. The age gap only adds to the thrill. It's a power play, and he's all in. He cracks up over your naivety. “Young people,” he murmurs, leaning close enough for his breath to touch your cheek. “Always looking for somebody to worship. Lucky you found the right man.”
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ He calls you to his dressing room more often than necessary. Sometimes you get work done, but most times you don't. He likes to stand in front of the mirror while you stand behind him, fixing his tie. His hands clasp behind his back. “You’re shaking,” he says softly when he catches your reflection. “You don’t have to. I’ll only bite if you ask.”
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ The first time he kisses you, it’s in the empty studio room. The lights are muted after the show, but you're feeling electric. “Careful,” he mutters against your lips. “People will talk if they see you come out looking like that.” When you quirk a brow, he chuckles and wipes a smudge from your cheek. “I’m a star, sweetheart. They expect me to be a scandal. You don't have that luxury.”
⋆｡𖦹°‧★ Publicly, he keeps a polished appearance. Privately, he lets himself unravel. He guides your hands and murmurs praise. “You keep up better than I expected,” he tells you. “Don't let that change. It's why I keep you around.”
Imagine being a guest at the hotel when Vox and Velvette visit. You’ve slept in, so you know nothing about them visiting, and just come downstairs in your shark onesie for some bacon and waffles.
Vox and Velvette are about to leave when Vox sees you out of the corner of his eye and whips around. You’re yawning and shoving at least three waffles in your face at the same time, oblivious to the Overlords by the door.
In Vox’s eyes, everything slows down and his systems pick up. How did he not know you were here? Did you like sharks? Next time he visited, he’d bring Shock.wav and - next time?
“Vox?” Velvette waves her hand in front of his screen, which is glitching out faster than she’s ever seen before. “Vox, what the fuck, are you broken?” He doesn’t even think before moving her hand and staring at you again.
“That’s the one, Vel.” She looks at you, then at Vox, and then at you again.
“The one what?” Vox ignores her and sighs.
“She’s beautiful.” He forces himself to look away and turns to Charlie. “You know, Princess, maybe you’ve got a good thing going on with this hotel. We’ll make sure to spread the word.” Both Charlie and Velvette make identical faces of sheer confusion.
Vox makes to leave, but sneaks one last look at you. Utterly in a world of your own, you’re sprawled across the sofa watching a shark documentary. One of the ones he’d produced and narrated in.
His systems fry as he gets into the limo, and Velvette shrieks as the power goes out.
“We’re coming back here,” he says. “Absolutely. In fact, let’s come back in an hour. With Shock.wav and Vark. And a wedding planner.”
vox fanart + my 3am hc(s) of vox's tv specs below the cut (cw// shitpost, backend bullshit engineering)
VOX's TV SPECS!!📺🦈
Display Panel : Tandem OLED (2-Stack)
- This is the one they use in the newest IPad Pros btw! You can definitely call him an IPad.
Size/Profile : 0.8" Ultra-Slim Flatscreen
- He can STILL have a neck here.. It's flat enough to be a flat screen.
Aspect Ratio : 4:3
- CLASSIC TV & Vox's boomer roots!! This is the traditional, older aspect ratio also used for older CRT TVs—which he used to have!
LISTEN.. HE IS NOT A 16:9 WIDESCREEN TV!!!! HE IS NOT RECTANGLE ENOUGH!! tho im sure his old tv head is 16:9 widescreen (see picture below)
Resolution : 5760 x 4320 (roughly 24.88 megapixels—6K resolution!)
- 8k is cool & all but I feel like I'm looking into his "TV pores" and I think he'd prefer to have a resolution that doesn't put those TV pores on blast BUT STILL counts as high-definition!
Refresh Rate : 400Hz
- Most humans perceive fluid motion at around 24–30 frames per second (which is why movies use 24fps). HOWEVER, to see a SEAMLESS image, we usually need about 60 Hz. Vox may be an old ass man but he is also a high-strung overlord who can canonically fight! 250Hz is the "overclocked" equivalent of a fighter pilot perceiving changes in v high-stress situations. Since Vox is not even human anymore, I HC his refresh rate is slightly above a fighter pilot, a bit higher than a high end TV's 144Hz & a lot closer to a gaming laptop's 480Hz.
Response Time (GtG) : Around ~0.03ms (Because he is an OLED, his pixel response time would be near-instantaneous!)
- Let me clarify: Response Time =/= Reaction Time!! Response time refers to how fast his PIXELS change color! This not referring to how fast his brain processes a glass thrown by Val & tells his body to dodge.
TV Antennas : 7G signal receivers for instant uploading (7G exists in hell IDC!!! THE NUMBER 7 IS JUST A SKEWED LOOKING "V" THAT STANDS FOR VOXG)
Durability : I think this is a bold headcanon but I believe he is level 10+ on the MOHS scale, like, diamond levels of hardness. You can probably key his face & it wouldn't rlly scratch.
- HOWEVER, if we are talking about real life physics?? Extreme hardness is equal to EXTREME BRITTLENESS. His Impact resistance? ZERO. Give him a solid right hook & his screen will shatter.
- He probably has a swappable faceplate system to deal w/ every broken screen.
Cooling System : Idk a portable handheld electric fan ig?? 🤷 idk I think demon physiology has something to do w/ this.
Heat/Temperature : He can throw a very hot, MANIC & electrically-charged tantrum w/o the glass cracking (but will absolutely bluescreen)
Audio : Built-in Dolby Atmos 128-channel spatial audio (Vox w/ 3D sound when he is trying to speak to a wider audience. That little max volume thingy he does when he speaks? Yes. Why not?)
ok WHAT ABOUT THE BACKEND?
Canonically, he seems to only have 7 ports FOR HIS head? With no HDMI cables? (Is he a server rack???) This excludes the retractable cables attached to his body & limbs. Also HE DOESN'T PLUG THESE ACTIVELY so I'm not gonna justify why he is able to run a 6K display at 400Hz with 7G connectivity without plugging his 7 (implied multipurpose & hardworking) ports/cables. He has bisexual demon magic⚡An IRL standard DisplayPort 2.1 would be shitting it's pants trying to push 6K @ 400Hz.
ANW this is my bullshit engineering headcanon for his PORTS, aka Vox's nerdy equivalent of piercings :
PORT 1-2 : Broadcasting Uplink & Downlink — Uplink is for broadcasting his face to every screen. Downlink is for absorbing every camera feed in hell.
PORT 3 : Audio Master Bus — Allows him to attach to any audio system he can get his hands on.
PORT 4 : Charging I/O — Tether to anything that can support his electricity-based powers & increases his reach. Like a parasite. He is a parasite.
PORT 5 : Cooling Unit — I said idk about the cooling system BUT WHAT IF this is the port for the "faceplate swaps", or when he needs to plug in a cooling unit because he’s overheating from a tantrum? YESSS
PORT 6 : Six is a good number (also this is probably a Legacy AV (audio/visual) that he secretly keeps around, "unused", juuuuuust in case he ever needs to interface with certain... analog tech 👀)
PORT 7 : Management port (IPMI) — If he crashes port 7 stays active so his ass can be rebooted
Note : OLED has burn-in risk so i like the idea he does those snazzy "screen glitches" so the pixels doesn't burn into his screen (It's called pixel shifting!!)
As for everything else? mmmm cartoon demon magic idk 🌈
—thank u for reading this far pls pray for my sleeping schedule to get fixed
~🏨Hazbin Hotel Men x Reader Bedroom Headcanons~ (NSFW)
A/N Hi everyone! o/ Hope you are all doing well! I've really been wanting to write one of these! A list of all the scrumptious male Hazbin characters' bedroom headcanons with fem!reader.
I'd love to hear your opinions on these and your headcanons!
Warning: At this point if you know me you know that NONE of these are SFW o-o
The references I used for the name of the positions is the Men's Health article (https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19547362/45-sex-positions-guys-should-know/)cause some of then I didn't know the name of, don't ask me why it's the first I clicked xD
Inclinations: Brat tamer/Rope top/Bit of a sadist/hybriphilia
Turn ons:
Gets turned on seeing you wear formal clothing, even if you’re busy and handling business he will make sure to free some of your schedule to get some of you.
Begging: No matter what it will get him going, so it’s pretty easy to get what you want once you know the trick. He also absolutely loves being worshipped.
Kinks:
Electric play: Loves to tease and seeing you squirm, can use his own body to do it so he doesn’t even need toys.
Shibari: He will tie you up, especially if he has a reason to be mad at you/punish you.
Remote play: He will use remote controls to turn you into a pleading mess, he can monitor your reactions from any distance since he has cameras literally everywhere. He loves having you beg for him before he shows up.
Unexpected kinks:
Praise kink: If you genuinely compliment him or praise him when he’s not expecting it, you will notice the faint blue blush flowing through his cheeks for an instant, though he tries to conceal it, it doesn’t always work.
Nipple play: He has very sensitive nipples, he doesn’t always want to be teased but if he’s into it enough he will gladly let you do it and you will be delighted with his brand new facial expressions.
Favorite position:
V is for Victory: Though it was initially for the joke, I actually really believe he would be heavily into that. It gives him a great control and deep access.
Oral skill:
Likes to eat you out especially if you’re soaking wet and sometimes will just toss you on top of his desk to enjoy himself a little treat, but it’s honestly more for himself than for you, you just enjoy the ride. Definitely amazing fingering game though for sure, ending up with you catching yourself staring at his fingers even outside of the bedroom. He can't help but smirk when he notices.
Trivia:
Very jealous and possessive with stalking tendencies.
Says he’s a boob man because he believes it fits his image better but really is an ass man.
Enjoys seeing you limping the next day while drinking his coffee.
Alastor 📻 :
Inclinations: Sadist/Sapiosexual
Turn ons/kinks:
Blood play : I mean…yeah. He loves blood let’s not forget about the reason he’s in hell. Well let’s just say period sex has never been a problem.
Dacryphilia: Even if he wants to comfort you he will still get turned on if you’re crying. He’s so used to seeing you cry when you’re being edged and teased that he can’t separate them.
Orgasm denial: He gets off from seeing you beg and cry about not being allowed to come.
Spanking/Whipping/Hair pulling/Sadomasochism in general
Dirty talk: Enjoys teasing and edging through words, he can be very descriptive and loves painting worded details to enhance the power of his actions.
Something that really turns him on is someone who will respect his personal space, but somehow the more you respect his, the more he will invade yours.
Unexpected kinks:
Mommy kink (kinda): We all know he was a mama’s boy. He enjoys being cared for and being spoiled.
Piercings: It wasn’t a thing back when he was a human, but since arriving in hell and slowly seeing more and more people show up with those he found out he very much enjoys them, he enjoys the pain people go through to get them and then using them as tools to tease and inflict pain.
Favorite position:
The hot seat: He's really good at teasing all yours sensitive areas at once and he can perfectly get it done in this position, sometimes it will naturally devolve into it if you just sit on his lap.
Oral skill:
Doesn’t enjoy giving it but when he does feel like doing it he’s really good at it, he’s great at edging and if he decided you’ll get the biggest orgasm you’ve ever reached he will make it happen.
Trivia:
Surprisingly jealous, tries to pretend things don’t get to him but they do, and when he gets trigger he will become passive aggressively insulting to the person he doesn't like and start gettong more needy and assertive.
He’s very two-sided when it comes to sex, he either is very much in the mood or not at all, and only he decides which way he’s going to swing, there’s nothing anyone else can do that can really sway him.
Lucifer 🍎:
Inclinations: Soft dom <3/Service top/Switch
Turn ons:
Eye contact: Intense eye contact will get him hot and bothered.
Lingerie: If he accidentally gets a peek of lingerie he will not be able to think about anything else during the day.
Kissing: A good passionate kiss or even a soft one can really make him flustered.
Passionate people: He’s really into it if you’re going off on things you feel passionate about, he could listen for hours, or eventually change the activity…
Unexpected kink:
Pegging: He’s very open about anything sexual, so naturally when this side of him was explored he found out he really really enjoyed that.
Rope play: He actually loves being tied up and for you to do whatever you want to him.
Favorite position:
Prone bone (But really all of them): In this position he gets to hit your G Spot with each stroke
Oral skill:
Canonically great at it…not saying that’s why he managed to steal both of Adam’s wives, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case. He loves to take his sweet time enjoying every bit of you and literally gets off from giving pleasure.
Trivia:
He’s not a boob man, he’s an everything man, he worships every part of the female body, no matter the body type.
He can be very soft and sweet but let’s not forget he is dominant at his core, if you get too cocky he will remind you.
Will give great and soft aftercare but is secretly very proud of himself that you can barely get up.
Pentious 🐍:
Inclinations: Switch/Gentle dom
Turn ons/kinks:
Clothed sex: He finds it erotic and inherently hot, maybe because he's very shy and because of the time period he's from. He can also be very spontaneous, not taking the time to fully undress you nor himself.
Voyeurism/Exhibitionism: The voyeurism is canon and even if he said he regret doing it when he was alive, he regrets more the circumstances than the act itself, in Hell, as long as it's done properly with consent, he's very into both of these kinks.
DP: He loves making good use of his two dicks, simultaneously pleasuring you by filling you front and back. This tend to overstimulate you both however.
Unexpected kink:
Outdoor sex: It does go hand in hand with the Voyeurism/Exhibitionism but it is unexpected considering his personality as a whole.
Rope play: He enjoys being tied up and giving you all the power, letting you use his body as you see fit while he's being restrained.
Cuckholding: He enjoys watching you get railed by a third party now that he's come to terms with his sexuality and can explore it safely with you, guilt free.
Favorite position:
Yourself on the shelf: He can carry you easily and choose whether he wants to go softly or not.
Oral skill:
I mean with a tongue like his…
Even though he hasn’t had as much practice as some, he’s good at it and he listens to his partner’s body language. He makes sure he does the job properly, also loves receiving.
Trivia:
Will blurt out he loves you during sex.
Can surprisingly last very long, he has great self-control and stamina.
Aftercare: Will run around worried like he broke you afterwards and apologize profusely even though you couldn’t be more relaxed.
Valentino 🦋 :
Inclinations: Psycho/Narcissist/Switch
Turn ons/kinks:
Hurting Angel Dust/Fire
Unexpected kink:
Going to therapy hopefully
Favorite position:
Idk man
Trivia:
Has nightmares about Nifty on a weekly basis
Adam 🎸:
Inclinations: Selfish top
Turn ons/kinks:
Face fucking: This man loves to enjoy himself without a care in the world. Of course he loves to fuck your face, his hands in your hair, drowning in the tightness of your throat. He makes sure you can breathe…sometimes.
Anal: Talk about a forbidden fruit, again he loves the sensations that go with it. Thankfully he’s also good at making sure you enjoy it too but that’s mainly cause otherwise he knows he wouldn’t be able to get it as often as he wanted.
Spanking: He will spank you hard enough to leave your bum crimson. He’s either giving you hard spanks or grabbing tightly onto that ass.
Unexpected kink:
Vanilla sex (especially missionary): He surprisingly has a soft side to himself and enjoys the connection and proximity this allows, only sometimes though.
Favorite position:
Doggy style: Of course his favorite position would be one where he can go as hard as he wants, without too much eye contact He enjoys it pretty rough usually and will give spanks very easily.
Oral skill:
I mean he definitely enjoys giving oral…now he would probably be better at it if he listened actively to feedback. All in all he can be pretty decent at it but that’s not his forte. He does genuinely enjoy eating pussy though.
Trivia:
Will randomly show signs of concern and ask if you’re okay during the act.
Does pack pretty well
He’s an everything guy. Boobs/Ass/Thighs/Back he genuinely is probably the straightest man that ever lived.
Abel 🌻 :
Inclination: Submissive/Service top
Turn ons:
Praise kink for suuuure : If you whisper a good praise in his ear at the right moment, you can most likely make him burst.
Cock ring: The faces he makes after being edged with a cock ring for a whole afternoon are truly a blessing from heaven.
Hair pulling: Don’t read this wrong, he would never pull your hair, he’s way to sweet for that. However, since you accidentally pulled on it once, you both realized it was something he was very much into. If you catch him off guard he will bless your ears with a sweet moan and you will feel him throb.
Biting: He’s neck is extremely sensitive. Just kissing it already sends shivers down his spine. If you suck on it he will start groaning and breathing heavily. And if you bite it he will straight up moan whether he wants to or not.
Unexpected kink:
Chocking: You were surprised when he expressed curiosity about this, you were scared at first but turns out he enjoys a little chocking here and there.
Wax play: He’s a very sensitive man, physically I mean. Especially to your touch. Temperature play was something you tested at some point with wax as there are countless candles all over the place in heaven, you used it spontaneously but turns out, he definitely enjoyed it.
Favorite position:
Cowgirl: Watching you bounce on him is something he could do all day every day. He loves sucking on your tits while fondling your ass. Seeing you moan and enjoy his member is a huge turn on for him.
Oral skill:
Definitely didn’t take from his dad, he’s great at it! He won’t stop until he’s sure you are satisfied but he will ask multiple times throughout if he’s doing good.
Trivia:
Sensitive neck
More submissive than dominant but if you press his buttons correctly, he will show a dominant side of him exceptionally.
Big dick but doesn’t realize how blessed he is.
Has come from just kissing before.
Husk 🐈⬛ :
Tendencies: Service top/Pleasure dom/Brat tamer
Turn ons:
Bratty behavior: He is the soft version of what Vox would do in terms of brat taming, he can be very firm and remind you who's in charge when needed, but he also knows when to reward you.
Expressive consent: The more respectful, the better! He loves when you're very expressive about how into it you are. His ultimate turn on to be honest.
Primal sex: He can get pretty caught up in the heat of the moment and get carried away, though he makes sure to give you some great aftercare after each time.
Unexpected kink:
Uniforms: If you surprise his wearing a uniform you can be sure the response will be immediate and intense, even he doesn't know why it does that to him.
Favorite position:
69: Giving while receiving is his favorite thing. He can do it for hours but because he can get pretty intense, it's sometimes hard to keep up with his pace.
Oral skill:
Amazing skills, it’s like when the entree is so good you can’t even think of the main course anymore, thankfully he’s here to make sure you don’t fill yourself before then.
Trivia:
Wings are his weak spot
He's pretty vocal
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End note: I've realized that I ended up writing something rope related like at least 3 times, which is crazy cause it's not even my favorite, I guess it suits a lot of the Hazbin Men...
Now don't come at me for Valentino! I'm just joking (nah I meant it).
So.. I've been thinking lately how the V's (separate and together) would act with a reader on their period?
The Vees x Reader
Vox
📺 Vox notices everything about your cycle because he literally tracks it on his private servers. He knows the dates, the mood swings, the cravings — before you even tell him. It freaks you out at first.
"Ugh, everything feels wrong today. I don’t even know why I’m this irritated.”
"Because your period’s starting tomorrow.”
“WHAT THE FUCK, VOX?!”
📺 He bulk-orders supplies like a man preparing for the apocalypse. Buys every brand of pads, tampons, cups — hell, even stuff you’ve never heard of. He orders it in bulk and brags, “Don’t worry, babe. You’ll never run out. I got a fucking warehouse stacked for you.” In his mind a real man is one who takes care of you.
📺 Vox uses his screen/body as a heating pad. He programs his body to generate just the right warmth for your cramps. He’ll smugly ask, “Too hot? Too cold? Or am I perfect, as usual?”
📺 Vox won’t let you move around much. If you try to get up to work or clean, he literally pulls you back to bed, grumbling like a sulky cat. “You’re not doing shit. Not today. I already told the world you’re busy — with me. Now shut up and lay down.” He will take a day off (who's gonna stop him) to stay in bed with you to watch your favourite comfort shows.
Velvette
👠 If you try to tough it out, acting like it's nothing, Vel will have none of it. She’s instantly offended. “No. Uh-uh. You’re not walking around bleeding like some tragic heroine. Bed. Now. I will carry you myself if I have to, don’t test me.”
👠 She drags you into a fluffy robe, ties your hair back, and forces you into bed surrounded by silk pillows. You will always be comfortable. Orders your favourite comfort foods instantly - Whether it’s ice cream, chocolate bars, or noodles.
👠 If anyone dares to stress you out while you’re suffering, Vel is on the warpath. She will absolutely claw a bitch for speaking to you wrong.
"Shit, the constant chatter is killing me."
"You know what, I don't actually need that model. Kill that bitch."
"WAIT NO-"
Valentino
🦋 Absolutely does not care about blood. If you have to clean your bedsheets/underwear but you're too weak to do so, he's the one who changes it out. He’ll lean in closer if you act embarrassed. “Doll, I don’t give a fuck if you’re bleeding. You’re still mine. Still perfect.” Honestly, he finds it hot that you’d even think something could make him less obsessed with you.
🦋 He insists you eat rich comfort foods and drink good whiskey (or wine, if you prefer). If you’re craving junk food, he’ll snap his fingers and send someone running for it instantly. “Whatever my doll wants, my doll gets."
🦋 He’s good with his hands — massaging your lower back, thighs, or stomach when cramps hit. And he brags about it the whole time.
“See? Told ya these hands were magic. In more ways than one-"
"I'm going to smack you."
🦋 He's weirdly tender. Underneath the dramatics, Val really just wants you to feel safe. He’ll kiss your temple, call you “sweetheart,” and remind you you’re beautiful even when you feel miserable. “C’mere, doll. Bleedin’ or not, you’re still the best fuckin’ thing in hell.”
The Vees
The three of them pile around you in bed or on the couch, basically turning into your possessive guard dogs. They argue constantly about who’s spoiling you best:
“She doesn’t need all that extra crap. She just needs rest.”
“Shut it, she deserves luxury treatment.”
“You’re both wrong. What she needs is me.”
"Will all of you shut the fuck up for one minute?!"
(instant silence)
Vox sets up a giant cinema in the bedroom. You’re buried in blankets between the three of them while endless movies, music videos, or trash TV play in the background. Vel forces everyone into face masks and skincare sessions mid-movie. Val gets bored halfway through and starts kissing your neck until Vox smacks him with a pillow.
You’re not moving. They’ll carry you everywhere — to the bathroom, to the couch, back to bed. Vox is behind you, Vel cuddled into your front, Val draped across both of you — it’s a whole Vee sandwich.
Can you write something similar to the "first I love you" one you did except how they first got together. Same characters please! Thank you pookie🙏
Lucifer, Vox and Alastor when they first got with their s/o
Tw: Mentions of sex but nothing too descriptive, swearing,
Contents: No mentions of Y/n, no specific gender, intended gn!reader, established relationship
A/n: I love these threeee. Also decided to post this one for the Luci, Al and Vox fanss
ALASTOR
¤ You were the one who made the first move actually. The radio demon had no time for mediocre romances that wouldn't even last long. He was too busy making sure his seat at the top of the overlord pyramid secure. That and pestering Vox because he is so easy to annoy. That was until one day he did his usual visit to Rosie.
¤ You had been a recent regular at her store. Maybe you were a cannibal aswell or maybe you just love her delightful company. You would visit her store to buy a few things and end up sitting and talking with one another over tea. Not that you minded, you had quite a high regards for the lady and she was extremely welcoming and kind to you.
¤ You could hear the door bell ring as Alastors staticey voice hummed a tune you weren't familiar with. Too busy with putting his new flowers to her in a vase he barely noticed your presence at first. But you? Oh you were stunned. I mean ofcourse he is the radio demon and all, and that totally added to the shock factor but that didnt mean part of you also didnt find him hot. But you would never tell him out loud...yet.
¤ Once Alastor was done with the flowers he finally acknowledged your presence. He saunters upto you and asks quite politely who you may be. And thats how you two met. Whenever he went to visit Rosie you would be there and if you weren't he would ask Rosie to greet you on his behalf.
¤ Alastor may not have cared for romance but he wasn't dumb. He knew why he visited Rosie more often, he knew why he would make himself look extra neat outside the store before he entered, he knew why Rosie pretended to run errands alot more leaving you two alone. He often poked and proded you with personal questions but not to study his prey like normal- but because he had grown quite fond of you somehow.
¤ You knew Alastor wasn't dumb. So you kept ur intrest in him minimal until you got a clear sign that he liked you aswell. So after months and months of a slow burn you were tired. Because Alastor 100% knew about your chemistry but he also loved making you squirm and get flustered and pretend as if he didn't do it on purpose. He practically squeezed that confession out of you by running your patients low.
"Okay listen Al! I like you, I think you like me-"
"It's fascinating you say 'think' I thought I made myself clear?"
"Sure you did. What I am saying is let's cut the bullshit and maybe just go out...?"
"Oh Mon chéri~ I would never decline such an enticing offer."
¤ After that you guys started dating. And Rosie won a few bets with other customers, which helped her renovate a cute nook in her shop where the three of you can have your gossip sessions, decorated with you help. And you and Alastor were inseparable. You moved into the hotel to sell his story that your "helping his cause". (Ofcourse you knew about his deal with Rosie)
VOX
□ You were a one night stand that just kept on showing up. He would call you up for a good time to let his frustrations out and you would answer knowing you getting a few thousand dollars and amazing sex. You would never sell your body to anyone else though and Vox hadn't hooked up with anyone after he had his night with you. Soon a no strings attached relationship turned into denial and secret feelings.
□ You two never said it out loud but the sex became more intimate and loving. He started wanting you stay after and took his time with after care. He started spending more money on you not even for sex but just to be with him during his work day. He became over protective and jealous of any person that made a move at you.
□ And this wasn't entirely one sided. You promised yourself you were better off and yet some nights you would go over to Vox's and cuddle all night. Waking up the next morning with breakfast in bed while in his hoodie. You couldn't help the tender moments you had with Vox because it just felt right. It felt calm- safe even.
□ If anyone asked about you two then you would both say the more wretched things about one another, saying that never in a million years would you two end up together. And that same night your using his body as a personal heater. Even Velvette and Valentino are sick of you two. Vel is a blunt person, she speaks her mind so you bet your biscuits that she would straight up tell yall to "just date already!". And Valentino made a whole lot of innuendos about the two fo you and has asked for a three-way.
□ The night you two got together it was after a gentle session of love making and you sat scrolling on your phone. Unfortunately you came across another news anchor that were direct rivals of Voxtek. They had wrote a pretty harsh article about you being Vox's toy and how you would probably be gone by next month. And normally you wouldn't give it but at that night it cut you deep.
□ So you got up and gathered you clothes. Ofcourse Vox was immediate to ask where you were going and you responded with a short response. Vox slightly crumble asking what had gotten into you. You threw the phone onto his lap where he sat at the bed with tears in your eyes.
"Why do you care what they think? They are just a bunch of cocky assholes that will do anything to bring down Voxtek."
"Oh so me being referred to as a whore to the whole pentagram is something mediocre?"
"That's not what I meant. Your not a whore-"
"THEN WHAT AM I!?"
"..."
"WHAT ARE WE!? Am I just some slut you pick up when you want? Am I your plaything you will drop the second you get tired!? Please enlighten me Vox. Because I look like an absolute IDIOT next to you, I am not your toy."
□ Vox sat there in silence. He never expected this from you. And he was struggling, he wasn't used to sharing his feelings with anyone. He sat there at a lost for words as you scoffed and turned your heel. Only to bump into a chest and have arms wrap around you.
"Your my home. I want you to be my person. There's is no one else. And I-...don't think I can handle seeing another person I care for leave me."
□ The next morning he made a public announcement that he was dating you. Ofcourse the public could believe what they wanted but at the end of the day he was your boyfriend. And that was worth the thousands of rumors online.
LUCIFER
☆ Lucifer wasn't shy about his hatred to sinners. He believed that they deserved the eternal punishment (unless they put in the effort to actually change themselves). And due to him still hurt from his past marriage while balancing being a good father- he barely had time for romance. Don't get me wrong, he is totally a hopeless romantic but he had too much going on in his life to even consider a partner.
☆ So when you walked through the hotels big doors with confidence and radiance. Your kindness acting as a welcoming embrace. That definitely caught his eye. You had decided to help change your life, and if theres even a small chance of rehabilitation then you were taking it. You never really acted on stature, so when you met Lucifer you put aside that he was the king of hell and rather just talked to him like he was a normal person.
☆ Which much surprised Lucifer and the other residents. Most people either cowered in fear or tried their hardest to mock him out of disrespect but you just talked to him like he was any other person.
☆ He'd make stupid excuses to be in the same room as you, visit your room and even get your attention in anyway possible. Whenever you two talked he always bragged about something or tried his hardest to make you laugh- and it mostly worked. Soon you grew quite fond of Lucifer's company and he loved yours.
☆ However, he was afraid. What if you didn't like him that way? He has never been rejected before romantically and he doesn't ever want to know what it feels like. And it's not like he would ask Charlie for help, he's too embarrassed to tell his daughter about his love life. But that didn't mean she and all the other residents already knew about you two.
☆ One night you were sat at the bar having a conversation with Vaggi, Angel and Husk. You were waiting for Lucifer to come back because he and Charlie went out to run some errands. The conversation went smoothly until you uttered the words "I wonder when Charlie and Lucifer will come back."
"Miss him already? Awe you two are so cute it's sickening~"
"I don't know what you mean.."
"Oh please. Everybody knows you two have been giving each other googly eyes ever since you joined. Its gross."
"Yeah save all the foreplay and just fuck already!"
"I can't believe Im agreeing with these two on this but it's true. Everyone can see you two have a thing going on.
☆ You were extremely flustered at this. One, because you thought that you were being delusional. There was no way Lucifer actually liked you too? Two, because had your crush on him been so obvious to everyone!? You could bury yourself again right now. But what this did give you was a boost of confidence.
☆ Unbeknownst to you, Charlie had her own plans. She had seen you two and always wanted to see her dad happy again. So she took initiative after she saw you were both two scared to make the first move. She took her dad out for "errands" and once they were far enough from the hotel she immediately started an extremely long explanation on how beneficial it would be for him to confess to you. And after one dance and song number, Lucifer felt more confident in his feelings for you thanks to Charlie.
☆ So when he arrived and went up to his room he found you sat on his bed with a rather determined face. You got up and gave him a hug and a greeting and after a long awkward silence you both blurted out a confession. Which cause you two to laugh at how ridiculous you two were being.
☆ After that you two were an item. Basically attached by the hip and if anyone tried to get inbetween that then they would have to deal with you and Luci's anger. Charlie shipped you two so much and helped out plan your dates and anniversaries.
I lowk ate that
[LIKE USUAL THIS IS MADE BY TAMMY PLEASE DONT COPY AND REPOST MY WORK TY]
