Snickering at the idea of Astarion finding out that a Tav is still a virgin at their age and he's just confounded. This comes from a line I came across with the BOOOAL fish people and taking care of their "God".
"If they ask for a sacrifice, let's make it a virgin. Young and hot blooded!"
I side-eyed him SO FUCKING HARD then loved the idea that in my ace run, my Tav could be one and it just befuddles him. He'd quickly backtrack on that comment when he puts two and two together >XD Considering they're a Drow that's 100+, they're an adult too.
"You. You're how old and never-?"
"Never really had an interest, really."
"... ... ... Never ever?"
"Never ever."
"... And you're not even the least bit curious?"
"*shrugs* Guess not."
"The whole time? The whole time- THE WHOLE TIME?! And here I thought you were just playing hard to get!"
Cue a bunch of scoffing and confused noises as he walks away and comes back several times, trying to process this >XD He's short circuiting. It ends with him telling Tav that if they ever become curious, he is to be the FIRST to know and makes them swear it. It also may bring back memories of Sebastian with Astarion most likely being a lot of firsts for him.
I also realize that this might have EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING CAMP trying harder to gain Tav's favor to be their first with how everyone seems to be thirsting for them. -_-
**Not all aces are virgins and vice versa for those who are curious. This is just playing with one aspect of my personal life and experience. Nothing wrong with being a virgin either.












