#viron tdp

[floridaphoenix02]

Vader: How long did you rule?

Viron: A week.

Vader: 30 years, but I still followed my master.

Viron: Why?

Vader: My wife is dead and my kids hate me. I kinda just followed him after that.

Viron: Ah, my wife left me, my son hates me, and my daughter is more of a psychopath than I am. We have it truly fucked up.

Vader: Child issues are fucked up.

[floridaphoenix02]

Helena: You let her beat you!

Arthur: I didn't! She's just good.

Helena: My girlfriend, as much as I hate to say this, could never kick your ass in a real fight mate.

Arthur: Fine. I let her. Only to keep moral up, we have no fucking clue the full extent of who Callum brought.

Meanwhile, with the villains

Rockwell: You are all pathetic! Except you, *points at Thrawn*, you, *points at Agrona*, and you, definitely you! *points at Darth Vader*

Viron: Excuse me?

Rockwell: You are a shit fighter taken down by an army a fraction of the size of your own, *points at Chara*, your idiotic plan was to possess a fourteen year old girl to kill a whole nation, *points at Thanos*, and you’re retarded! Killing half of all life would just create more supply shortages!

Thanos: And how are you more worthy?

Rockwell: I was destroyed by someone with a sponsor of immeasurable power, Vader was destroyed by the immeasurable power, Thrawn got back up from defeat and helped make one of the most powerful empires in the Multiverse, and Agrona hasn't even been defeated!