#visionaryimpact

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Sinner

Brittany: I'm not judging you, maybe just a little.

Me: My sins do not beat yours.

Brittany: Are you calling me a sinner?

Me: .......I ain't calling you Jesus.

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Protection

Brittany: Let's make this picture artsy.....that awkward moment when I don't have a case

Me: None of your shit has a case

Brittany: Clearly I don't care about protect....mmmm nevermind

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Normal Conversation

Me: You have so many social networking apps I'm surprised you don't have one of those 'find singles around Miami' ones

Brittany: I don't need one, clearly I don't go for singles

Me: Ain't that the truth

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The moment when your friend comes over for game night and all you do is sit in the room and blog.

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Brittany is the mother fucking SHIT

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Standards

Me: Kissing, Cuddling, Looks. 3 most important factors

Brittany: Very

Me: Is it bad that we're picky?

Brittany: Naw, just means we have standards. We're not hoes.