Jan 13, 2018
‘ I told you, I’m not making a Baked Alaska. I don’t even know what a Baked Alaska is. And quit it with the British accent. ’
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‘ I told you, I’m not making a Baked Alaska. I don’t even know what a Baked Alaska is. And quit it with the British accent. ’
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‘ Jamie Moriarty! I’m so excited to finally meet you. Do come in! Take a seat –– I’m sure you must have a million questions, but I assure you there’s nothing to worry about. As you could see on the sign outside, everything is fine. ’
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❛ MCDONALDS was all out of your special. so i had to get this myself. ❜ ethan’s in scrubs for the sole purpose of comfort and confusion. not a single bone in his body is medically inclined to serve as any aide; the plastic identification was just to poke at the securities intelligence. & of course it worked. so now he stands in the morgue where forensics play. he’s a killer, she’s hungry their secrets go hand in hand. inside this stolen med bag is a decapitated head of some asshole that may of looked at grey at the wrong time of day or in an incorrect manner. clean fingers grip short lengthed hair to toss a clean cut head upon a stainless steel surface. ❛ they say the average weight of a head is about 10 pounds or so yeah. bone app the feet. ❜ @vitaei ❤‘d. // liv moore.
‘ Not a chance. ’ He isn’t one to turn down jobs, not normally, but when he sees his sister walk into the garage with that yellow bug of hers? He’s pretty quick to pull the trigger. ‘ No, Em, you can turn right around and go find Blue, because only a miracle can get that car o’ yours working again. I’m not gettin’ anywhere near that thing. I’m still recovering from the headache from last time. ’
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‘ So listen, my folks are throwing this dinner party type thing at their place tomorrow night. It ain’t much, really, just a couple of people outside the family ––– but it’s good food, and a nice enough time. Would you like to come with? ’
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@vitaei red vs blue. sith / jedi.
❝ i hate jakku. the sand is horrible. ❞ zalera’s nearly unconscious from the dual, completely drained from the overuse of her cybernetic installments. had this of been within the times where anakin arose to greatness, this dathomirian would of nearly killed herself to end rey. but times are different, galaxies are changing and so has the empire who disbanded the sith once snoke took command. ❝ i didn’t bloody you up too bad, did i? ❞
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Whittling sticks in to spears got old after literally like two minutes. But they needed a defense. And APPARENTLY they were banking on the fact that the grounders who could swing from trees and impale people with spears couldn't manage to figure out a way to get around a crudely built wall of half-ass made spears. After the twenty minute mark, the silence had gone from annoying to grating, and like she always did --- she had to break it. “So the Ground Neanderthal totally has a thing for you. Did you learn flirting tricks when you were stuck under the floor for your entire life or do you think he’s just never seen decent boobs before?”
🔥 the salt fuels me
I hate the obsession with creating ships out of nowhere. Crackships perse but... without any thought behind them. Like... Literally people put two characters that fucking hate each other in canon and change the character just for the sake of putting them into relationships like come onnnnn.,
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE ENEMIES
OR WHY CAN’T FRIENDS JUST BE FRIENDS
ffs...
What is the obsession with romanticizing characters? It annoys the fuck out of me.