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[askaceattorney]

Dear Concerned But Critical Admirer,

My master is long since dead, but her methods and teachings remain ingrained in the deepest recesses of my mind and spirit.  I am not, nor have I ever been, my own master or a perpetrator of thievery.

If I seem like the independent sort, it is thanks to the survival instincts I picked up while in the clink.  Show an inch of weakness in that den of wolves, and they will not hesitate to sink their teeth into you.

How ironic that a follower of the Bushido code would become so much more dangerous than any criminal.

-Simon Blackquill

[novactus]

Happy Birthday, Erykah!

Happy birthday to @vnc5tc

[gregnas-the-grouch]

Merge: *staring at the sandwich on the floor* ... That is the cruelest thing I've ever seen.

Yemir: “Granny Bao has sullied one of my most valuable possessions in the world.” The giant muttered in a depressed tone, staring down at the desecrated sandwich that laid disgracefully on the filthy ground. After a few seconds, Yemir stared in the general direction of where the Cofagrigus had wandered off to. “I swear, by the end of this year. I’m gonna kick that glorified hobo’s ass, even if its the last thing I do!”

[gregnas-the-grouch]

(askthebattlebox) Merge @ Yemir: *looks up* .... The fuck are you and how can I get one?

“Sorry, lady, I’m a one time deal. Like when ya get seasonal tickets to the monster truck rally and they’re showing off Earthheaver. That badass truck modeled after them sand hippos. Once in a life time. And since I’m one of a kind, that means you’d have to catch me. That would be a problem now, wouldn’t it?” The giant growled in a threatening manner, her large grin showing off those sharp teeth that adorned her mouth in a splendid fashion. “Unless ya want to be a permanent acquaintance with the sky? But ya don’t want that, do ya? We’re all friends here, right?” Yemir chuckled deeply, her laugh ominous and foreboding. Even the most naive of simpletons could tell just how legit her threat was.

[askbohemiancompany]

(ABB) Merge @ Freddy: Eyyy, so this is the card I've found lying around is for. But, looks like you're closing doors. How disappointing. Where ya going, anyway? Maybe I'll stop by to continue prattling.

Freddy looked towards the human who presented his business card. He vaguely remembered the zoroark whom he presented the business card towards. Right about now Freddy was feeling like a smacked ass. Someone approached him for what might have been a potential customer, and he was closing down the main location. Smacked, was an understatement.

“Oh well I’m ashamed to admit this but I am in the process of relocated. The location of which we do not know. But.” Freddy delved into a mountain of boxes near by in order to find the membership registration papers. “If you would like we can write down your phone number or Holoclip number we can contact you with information on the new location. Would you be interested?”

[omnipokemonproducts]

(ABB) "So, David, was it?" Trainer Merge strews herself on an unoccupied desk to catch said male's attention- be it a negative or positive impression, she doesn't care. As long as she gets the info she wants. "You've been quite a mysterious figure around here, eh? News in the underground states that a certain enigma has quite a habit of taking stray 'mons which were never seen again. Care to explain yerself?"

David entered into his office with an arm full of paper work which he had a looming sense of dread about doing. Paper work was always one of the things he never liked to do. And then a young woman splayed out on his desk. His second least favorite thing: dealing with the crazies. This seemed to be reinforced by what the woman is saying. ‘Stray mons’ that was all a false rumor.

“Mam. Whatever your source is, it is quite unreliable. First off I absorb pokemon that are feral or in the wild. None of the mons I have ever eaten had any ID or any sort of social standing.” David just squinted at the woman. “I am doing everything within the law, so not only are you implying I am an unlawful murderer, but you assume no one knows about my abilities.” David made his way to his desk and sat down.

“Now get off my desk and get out of my office.”

[chaos--themralds]

Cinnamon, for the cinnamon roll.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

You mean sin-namon, right? Cuz I’m by no means innocent xD

See what your followers think of you. - ask

[chaos--themralds]

What's this? A meme? Hello, there! o3o/

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. ( far too young lol )

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. ( aforementioned reasoning )

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes. ( if you wanna )

[] No.