#voldemophobia

[sleepyhoooman]

Voldemophobia - the fear of having no nose

[konikslapka-blog1]

Quidditch Euphemisms

Are you a half-blood or muggle-born? Do your pure blood friends not understand this "base" system you speak of? Here is your all new, all amazing, all set guide to euphemisms from the wizarding world! Blatching, flying with intent to collide- Going out to "get lucky"

Blurting, locking broom handles to steer someone off course- *Ahem* To borrow the PG term "Rooster Obstacle"

Bumphing, hitting Bludgers towards spectators- Wingmanning

Cobbing, excessive use of elbows to opponent- Second Base

Flacking, pushing part of ones anatomy through a goal hoop- Third Base

Haversacking, holding onto Quaffle as it goes through the hoop- A term for someone who cannot accept that their crush is in a relationship.

Quaffle-poking, tampering with the Quaffle - spiking a drink

Snitchnip, anyone other than the seeker catching the snitch - Strike Out

Stooging, more than one chaser entering the scoring zone - Many people chasing after one person.

A prime example of the above has been viewed in the most recent Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes advertising post: Tired of that snichnapper in the other house who's getting your guy? Are you Haversacking? Get over him! Check out the WonderWitch's selection of Love Potions, Kissing Concoctions and Flirting Fancies! 

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Note: Despite the nature of some products, the Weasleys do not condone Quaffle-poking. 

[whatthe-hellis-ahufflepuff-blog]

The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920s and so was The Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake, I'm not saying death eaters but death eaters

[that-fan-tastic-girl]

List of Harry Potter Spells

(If We Ever Need Them)

Accio: Brings an object to you

Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand

Alohomora: Opens locks

Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible

Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”

Avifors: Turns things into birds

Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand

Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”

Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.

Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode

Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused

Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye

Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly

Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered

Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control

Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces

Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password

Duro: Turns an item to stone.

Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person

Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen

Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.

Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed

Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus

Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand

Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!

Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped

Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell

Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell

Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire

Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards

Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils

Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).

Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape

Immobulus: Immobilizes the target

Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you

Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person

Impervius: Repels water from a surface

Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent

Incendio: Lights a fire

Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories

Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air

Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell

Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together

Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”

Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another

Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another

Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark

Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation

Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”

Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event

Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand

Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally

Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass

Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.

Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast

Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent

Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”

Reducio: Shrinks an item

Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces

Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held

Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up

Reparo: Repairs broken items

Repello: Repels something

Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles

Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed

Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled

Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying

Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location

Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface

Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword

Serpensortia: Conjures a snake

Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.

Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice

Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily

Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably

Tergeo: Scours something clean

Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole

Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate

  Source - https://www.facebook.com/notes/voldemophobia-the-fear-of-having-no-nose/list-of-spells/554279777971773

[mysteriouswaddy]

Do you think that Voldemort was named Voldemort after Voldemophobia which is a fear of having no nose?

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Happy Birthday, Voldemophobia! :D (Is Voldemophobia the admin of the page on facebook of the same name ?)

Voldemophobia is the name of the page :D