#volleyball rvb

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Redsbian vs. Lesblue- Round 2, Part 3, Poll 1

Which is the better romantic ship?

Ohio/Sherry, aka OhSherry

Jensen/Volleyball-Player Lieutenant, aka Jolleyball

Voting ended onOct 8, 2023

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What do you do in your spare time?

Ghanoush: And now you know the faces behind the camera. For the record, we couldn’t get Kimball to answer the question because she sleeps in her off time.

McCallister: She deserves it. And we didn’t even bother with the Feds. Fuck ‘em.

Ghanoush: Fuck the Feds.

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i made this, admittedly not great, edit yesterday! because of the drama on the blog i decided to make it to remind all the pan people on my blog that you are so valid and i love you all!!!

anyways yeah, volleyball, kai, and tucker are the pan squad and you cant convince me otherwise

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

HELLO HERE I AM HAPPY FEMSLASH FEBRUARY ONCE AGAIN.

Title: end of

Warnings: Canon-typical language/violence

Pairing: Katie Jensen/Volleyball

Summary: For as long as Katie Jensen can remember, she has lived and breathed war. She tries not to get attached, tries to keep to herself, just wants to make it through this civil war in one piece.

Then Danai "Volleyball" Carter barrels into her life.

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Matchmessing

Another entry for Red Team. For the square “Matchmaking”

“Captain Simmons? Can I ask you a question? “ Jensen asked quietly from behind, obviously more awkward than usual.

“Yes, Lieutenant Jensen?” Simmons had gotten better at interacting with his squad, but her hesitant tone had him on edge.

“How did you and Captain Grif get together?”

Simmons sputtered and dropped what he had been working on, spinning to face her.

“Grif and I are just friends. We aren't together. No sir not at all! Only platonic emotions between us now and forever. I have to go now! Goodbye!” Simmons stammered out, voice sounding like it used to when he talked to girls, all high and squeaky. He quickly gathered up his data pad and rushed away from his lieutenant.

“Hey,Simmons? Is there something going on with the lieutenants? Bitters is actually putting in effort and Matthews is being less of a kissass than normal. It’s as though Bitters is trying to impress someone, and Matthews is distracted by someone. It’s kinda freaking me out.” “I don’t know, but i think there’s something. Earlier Jensen asked me a really wierd question about you.”

“Lemme guess: she wanted to know how to get a maverick to love a knowit all.”

Grif said this in a joking manner, but when Simmons tensed up, he realized he had hit the mark.

Sitting up and leaning towards Simmons, Grif began to speak more seriously.

“ Did you tell her we were together or did you panic and run away?”

“I...uhhh...the second one.” Simmons mumbled under his breath.

“Great that works in our favor. Now you need to stick with that story until this is over, and I’ll handle the rest.”

“Rest of what? Grif what are you doing?” Simmons panicked, sitting up fully and putting his datapad down.

“I’m going to get Jensen and Bitters together. By tricking them into getting us together.”

“Captain Grif? How...uh...how did you get together with Captain Simmons? Like how did you get him to like you?” Bitters sat down across from his captain, offering him a extra pudding cup, presumably as payment for the information.

“First off, Simmons and I aren’t together. Second off, he doesn’t really like me. I’m just someone he can put up with more often than other people.” Grif was already starting his plan to get Bitters and Jensen together, by forcing them to work together and subtly giving them advice on how to get the other to like them. He was also gonna have to get Matthews, and possibly Clair involved, without them knowing.

“Why do you want to know? Trying to woo Matthews and need to figure out how to make a kissass like a maverick?” Grif teasingly questioned.

“No! Not Matthews. Not anyone. I was just wondering. Forget I asked.” Bitters stood up, leaving behind a half eaten tray of food that Grif happily claimed for himself.

“Lieutenant Clair! I need you to do something for me.” Grif walked quickly up behind the pink highlighted lieutenant from Simmons’ squad.

“Uh, yes Captain Grif?” She was obviously confused by his desire to speak with her.

“I need you and Matthews to subtly work on getting Bitters and Jensen to admit their feelings for each other. Don’t let them know I put you on this mission. Gotta go! I wanna get a nap in before lunch.

Grif darted away relatively quickly, but when it came to naps, speed at hiding was important.

“Clair! What did Captain Grif want?” Jensen came jogging up to her side.

“Uh, he wanted me and Matthews to “help” get you and Bitters together. I don’t think he’s realized that you already are together.”

“Yeah, really? Then our plan is working perfectly! He and Captain Simmons will have to work together at least a little to get that to happen, and then they will be sure to get together. I gotta go tell Bitters!”

“So you’re telling me, that you and Jensen are together, but pretending not to be, so you can pretend to get Grif and Simmons together, and that you both know that Grif and Simmons are together, but also pretending not to be, with the hope of getting you and Katie together, all with the end goal of getting Clair and Matthews together? Dude, why.” Palomo observed, standing next to his sometimes friend waiting for training to start.

“Because they both like each other, but aren’t going to act on it because Matthews is a mess talking to girls, and Clair thinks that Matthews doesn’t like her because of it. And Katie said this would work. Somehow.” Bitters explained yet again. Palomo just didn’t understand the concept of love.

“Alright, lets start with 5 laps.” With that training had begun, and there was no more time for discussions of matchmaking and pretending.

“Hey, Clair? I was wondering if maybe you would want to go on a walk with me? That is, if you’re not busy. I know it’s not exactly the most ideal date, but “ before Matthews could finish his rambling, Clair held up her hand to signal that he should stop.

“I think it sounds lovely.”

So that is part One. Part 2 will come later. Just to be clear: Aurora Clair is the pink lieutenant commonly referred to as “Volleyball” I chose this name because Disney Princesses are cool, and because Clair is part of my name. And for this fic, Matthews first name is “Nick”.

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they're bffs, they're mlm-wlw solidarity, they bully each other, theyre the only ones allowed to bully each other, they have a pact to get with each other if neither of them gets with their respective crush (jensen and matthews) in 10 years time, they're each others' wingman, they're trying to get with each others' crush just to piss the other off, they're platonic soulmates, they’re in a relationship but neither of them knows it, they’re queer as in fuck you, they'd throw each other in front of a moving car for a singular oreo, and if you ask how they are? they're just chilling (here is the original posting of the first 9 images!) (here is the original posting of the last image!) (here is the original posting of the caption!)