we are beautiful, we are doomed

jonesy // she/her // rvb blog chorusan-heavy DID system, come chat! Archive of Pimps (Rooster Teeth archive) front: pamo!! main: @presidentkimball icon: @narcissisticfelix nsfw content may occasionally be here, be warned!!

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Happy 3am everybody

Here's the video I've been working on all night! Its actually 50 AMVs in a trenchcoat—

(Song is Decade of Pop by DJ Earworm)

[papanorth]

you're a healthy, gentle, purring beast, and I'm alive

[papanorth]

[porkyratt]

Doing some simple Chibi's to cover material costs! Return time is 1-2 weeks :) Paypal only. If you're looking to get them made into keychains I can do double-sided free of charge. Message me to claim a spot!

[startinginorange]

I thought of this because of this post by @papanorth, which is in turn based on a scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is a great show. 

Wash - Me, Maine - @ghost-bird

Cosplay based off of the Guns for Hire AU design by @synnesai

Mainwash Compilation - Maine Post - Wash Post - Group Post - WashFelix - WashFelix Good with Knives - Tex vs Felix - Mainewash Pretty View - Felix - Tex Beats Everyone

[papanorth]

Hey dude what are you making it looks burnt

[papanorth]

Always some BS

[cerealmonster15]

pick a random donut quote right now

aw man. i am So Freaking Lost 😔

dead? aw, man! Tomorrow was all you can eat day at the chow hall!*

You can't die 😠 I'm bored!!!

Oh man, that is a BURN. Dude, you just got BURNED. BURNED, dude. BUUURNED 🔥🔥🔥

Well hey there Omega! Welcome to my lightish-red head 😀

Sorry Sarge, he's not sleeping; he's doing DRUGS 😠

or how about ASS DISASTER 🥳

Stealing and killing are a HUGE rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age**

A three coat waxing is just my way of saying I care 😉

Hey, Simmons...? I think he shot me too 😨

Voting ended onMay 6

*and i wanted to eat all that I could 😔!

**I caught the FEVER 😈

^ the full quotes didnt fit lol

[cerealmonster15]

MORE!!!!

SIMMONS... I NEED YOUR OVARIES 🙏

Wash, I could KISS YOU 💕

No, I mean, it's not true that dirt tastes like chocolate, right 🤨??

I've always did wanna be a hero! ...And a LIAR 😀

That guy phillip must've had a Fucked Up Shaped Head 😮

I LOVE YOU TOO LOPEZ 🥺

Fine 😒 DIE 😤! See if I care 😠!!!

You're my father 🫢? Oh, my... That makes ME ✨Fabulous Jesus✨!

You guys are doing a beach episode WITHOUT ME ??

In your face, wrench 🔧... In your FACE! Take that, 💀BONE HEAD💀

Voting ended onMay 14

HES FUNNY!!!

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 8

York

Locus

Voting ended onMay 8

[rvb-fuckability]

did the math, locus won by 7 votes

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 8

York

Locus

Voting ended onMay 8

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 5

Caboose

Tucker

Voting ended onMay 6

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 6

Agent Washington

Siris

Voting ended onMay 6

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 3

General Doyle

Agent Ohio

Voting ended onMay 5

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 2

General Kimball

The Director

Voting ended onMay 4

[rvb-fuckability]

Most Fuckable Loser Round 1, Poll 1

Agent Wyoming

Private Jensen

Voting ended onMay 4

[rvb-fuckability]

March April May Madness is finally ready!! polls will start on May 1st (CST)! there should be 2 polls a day, but i randomized the times ♡ no i dont remember when anything will post ♡

there are 8 total polls! round 1 will be May 1st - May 7th, with polls releasing May 1st through May 4th, and open for 3 days each

aaaaand what will we be voting on?

MOST FUCKABLE LOSER !!!

of the losers from round 1 of the fuckability polls, who is the most fuckable? what the criteria for fuckable is up to you! have fun with it, and see you on the flip side

[papanorth]

Aheemheem. 😮‍💨