#voltage-zero

[jadeykitties]

voltage-zero:

Dont do it…

*SWEATS*

[jadeykitties]

TF2

*chhkchhk* you got it babe

THE OTP: sniper/medic *thumbs up*

M/F OTP: SOLDIER/ZHANNA \m/ 

M/M OTP: sniper/medic is this but u kno wat else is good? spy/engie. super good.

F/F OTP: ... thats...u m.... th... ??? um??? fem!spy/fem!engie????

Fav Female: zhanna zhanna zhanna ♥_♥

Fav Male: sniper is my shitty piss-throwing son and i love him

Least Fav Female: snipers biological mom

Least Fav Male: snipers biological dad

Why I joined the fandom: sniper

[monochrome-miku]

Memeiko

Singing on of her most popular songs: Change Meme

[jadeykitties]

Speedy Delivery >:)

alright hold on

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: pepper! hes a dancey kid

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: still rocket

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: still absolutely rocket… meanwhile, pepper actually has a blackbelt

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: they both stop in unison and absolutely agree to go in and eat EVERYTHING

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: rocket…………….. like his lil wink before the final race in the first game is like PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): rocket accidentally hitting dudes all of the time is a universal constant…. pepper wouldnt hide the body tho. rocket wouldnt either. hed drive away and hope no one saw. now hes sitting in jail and peppers paying bail in quarters.

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: rocket!

[jadeykitties]

RocketScoot Or a threesome RocketScootSparky

iiiiiiim gonna just do rocketscoot if thats fine

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: ro cket lmao

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: ROCKET....

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: jesus christ rocket

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: scooter actually! hes got a big sweet tooth

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: rocket oh my god

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): rocket accidentally ran a dude over and scooter spent the rest of the night covering their tracks. hid the body, bribed witnesses, forged a solid alibi... oh my god scooter goes hard as hell

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: aw geez good question. theyre both huge sentimental idiots. lets see. hmmm... probably scooter... sometimes he cant even believe a famous hotshot like rocket ever noticed him in the first place!