idea by me
Babysitter/Caregiver-Romelle
Little-Lance
Mention of married Shance
Karen incident
Shiro being busy at work Romelle decided to take a regressed Lance to the pumpkin patch! Unfortunately there’s a small bump that is a Karen that can’t mind her own damn business.
Since Shiro had to work the next day , he had let Romelle come and pick up Lance and take him to the pumpkin patch. It's basically their yearly routine every October. That's one of the reasons Romelle's nickname for lance is 'Pumpkin'. Now being the woman's wine red truck with said woman driving and lance being in the passenger seat.
" so are you excited"
" yes"
" I'm glad. I've missed spending time with my pumpkin"
" I'm not little right now Elle"
" You're still my ' pumpkin ' no matter what"
" I know"
" Anyway I talked to Shiro a little bit ago"
" And he can't apparently talk to me himself?"
Lance asks kinda annoyed at his husband for telling someone else to tell him what shiro wanted to tell him. Maybe he's getting his " monthly thing" I mean he couldn't take his T-shot for a while. Why? Because he got really sick for a whole month straight to the point , Lance had to go to take a visit to the hospital. And he really wasn't thinking about his testosterone.
" He said that he tryed to call you and you didn't answer. So he figured you were still sleeping or something"
Romelle tells him as lance pulls out his phone and shows her the zero notifications from shiro. She looks at it and texts Shiro , after a few minutes she shows him the screenshot from Shiro we're he did in fact try and call Lance a few times.
" phones suck sometimes so I'm not sure why the calls didn't go though to your phone "
He nodded his head and so Romelle drives for about half an hour more till they finally arrive at the, big farm place that has a pumpkin patch and other fun stuff there. Once the truck is parked they both get out and of course she takes his hand in hers.
" so what would you like to do first?"
" Get the pumpkins"
" well let's get the pumpkins!"
She smiles and of course lance holds her hand the whole time. They are only a good eleven feet away from all the pumpkins , and it seems a stranger can't help themselves and gets the wrong idea about them and decides to open their mouth.
" oh you two are so adorable! How long have you both been together? Is he proposing to you here?"
Lance shakes his head at the older woman, having his eyes light up completely. Why? Because he can clearly see the pumpkins and definitely wants to go over there. And of course Romelle can tell he's in littlespace. Especially when he calls her "Elle" in that sweet yet excited tone.
" Elle, Elle! Looks! Pum kin! "
" I see them Sweetheart"
She smiles at him before politely correcting the stranger standing a few inches away from her and lance.
" Oh we're not dating he's like my best friend and little brother. We are just here for the pumpkin patch."
Romelle explains as she keeping her eyes on Lance so he doesn't wonder off and got lost. The rude human next to her scoffs and rolls their eyes with her arms crossed over the chest.
" So he's just a retard. Go figure , why don't you take him somewhere else then. And let the actual children enjoy the fun stuff meant for kids.
And yeah with a comment like that this person was on Romelle's last nerve, She's not a violent being what's so ever. In fact normally she wouldn't hurt a fly but , you insult her little sweet pumpkin. You are both in physical and verbal danger. Lance is one out of many important beings in her life. And so she turns to Lance with a sweet tone as she talks to him.
" Pumpkin sweetheart why don't you go in the corn filled sandbox hmm? I have to have a " chat" with his not very nice person who can't , seem to learn to keep her mouth shut. if she doesn't have anything nice to say. "
Lance just shakes his head and sighs, in seconds Romelle can tell he's no longer in littlespace anymore. He turns to the very rude woman(Hannibal says we eat the rude) and fixes her with a semi-pissed and annoyed expression.
" Huh. You're heard of Voltron right? With the lions? "
He's talking to the Karen no longer being nice and sweet. Like he had been when him and Romelle first got to pumpkin patch farm. Said Karen eyes light up for split second, and slowly nods her head.
" Of course I have. The blue lion is my favorite. What does that matter?"
Hearing that lance honest to any god/goddess he fucking laughs in the older woman's face. Which make the other confused and romelle? Well she too laughs because the Karen just said some nice very nice things about the pilot of the blue lion. Without even realizing it mind you. Still no excuse to talk badly about anyone though. Once Lance stops laughing his ass off he stands straight and looks at the older woman with a small smirk before introducing himself properly.
" sharpshooter, Shirogane Lance. The blue paladin of the blue lion. Nice to fuckin meet you, bitch."
" Oh right so you're the one who brought back that damn galra with you? Honestly you and your team should have just his ass in space where that thing belon-"
Right as the older woman was going to finish speaking bullshit about Keith, Romelle had taken a step back having a knowing feeling this was about to get ugly. And she was right cuz the next thing that happens is Lance literally grabs a hold of the older woman's hair as tight as he can and dead ass drags her by it. All the way to the owner of this farm/patch, luckily for them the owner of the farm was still standing by the entrance. And of course Romelle had followed her Pumpkin as he dragged the rude woman. Who is in fact screaming more bullshit about Keith to the point it sounds like just screaming instead of actually words...which pisses Romelle and Lance off more.
" You know damn well he's half alien you excuse of a life organism. Oh right I am an alien too. So go fuck yourself and remember this next time, you decide to you forget you have a brain and spout bullshit"
Romelle told the older human woman before flipping her off Lance just lets the owner deal with the dumbass then turns to Elle(Romelle) and makes grabby hands at her. Basically done with dumbass people and adulting right now.
" Pum kins Elle "
" Yes my sweet boy, you're my pumpkin. You were so brave taking care of the trash , little one"
Romelle tells him as she picks him up and thankfully another stranger that comes up to them and is way nicer than the rude other human. This one is another a woman that looks likes she's in her mid thirties, wearing a red floor length skirt, black tank top tucked in it and a whine red cardigan over it. Her hair was just as long as Romelle's but instead of blonde it was a bright purple with her bangs being this dark purple color. She just had a really nice vibe going on honestly. When she spoke though it was the most british , British accent you've ever heard.
“ I’m sorry, but I just happened to see what had happened and I wanted to apologize for her. I usually work here and deal with the pricks like that but it’s my day off-Would you mind if I gave this little a lolli? For being brave dealin with that awful person”
“ Oh don’t worry about it, I don’t blame you. And it’s up to pumpkin here. Would you like one Lance?”
“ Hm only if my Elle can has one too”
“ Of course she can! Gosh he’s so precious, reminds me of my own little one.”
She comments then taker her purse off her shoulder and unzips the side pocket and grabs blow pop lollipops, and hands the two green apple ones to Romelle. Who upwards one and hands it to Lance with a soft kiss to his cheek. Then turns her gaze to the nice woman in front of them and smiles at her.
“ Thank you very much. You’re very kind.”
Lance smiles and puts the lollipop in his mouth only for a second then takes it out to look at the kind woman beside Romelle.
“ Thank yous very much lady. I Lance”
“And your welcome puppet. I’m Dannath, it’s nice to meet you too little one. Now I must be off and see where my little rascal ran off to. You both enjoy the rest of your day.”
She lightly pats lance’s head and smiles at Romelle before walking off to go find her little. The blond hikes up Lance on her hip and attacks his face with kisses , smiling when her ears are filled with his laughter.
Pre-orders will be opened until 26 Jan 2020. Thank you so much to the contributors for all the hard work :D
Here’s a rundown of what we have:
Main zine specs
• 7″ x 10″, perfect bound, b/w or grayscale interior pages
• 150+ pages of comics and illustrated stories
• Mini-prints, charms, stickers and a standee in the merch bundles
Bonus content PDF
• Digital only. This is a NSFW zine.
• 40+ pages of essentially notes, sketches, some spicy follow-ups to the stories in the main zine ;)
For the 1st 60 physical orders, you will get an exclusive magnet.
This will be designed by me, Mod Seki. I’ll be upfront and say that these were intended to be gifts for the contributors, but I need to make the MOQ, so I’ve extended it as an early bird bonus. This is not included in the production costs.
Lofty stretch goals: 300 SALES
Reaching 300 total sales will unlock a pair of Shance enamel pins designed by Precious ! Here’s your chance to wear Shance on your sleeves / collars / what-have-you quite literally
Please feel free to DM or send a message on the store if you have any questions, thank you!
Last year i got the chance to participate in a zine for the very first time!
The zine focused on the pairing Shiro x Lance from Voltron and was called "Arms of the ocean" (love that title!)
Now that all is finished and closed we were allowed to show our pieces ♥
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: A monster nightclub seemed like a cool idea to Lance, especially since everyone dressed up and stuck to their character. So it only makes sense that Lance take on the role of a witch and flirt with the werewolf bartender. What could possibly go wrong? With bartenders whose eyes glow, drinks that look like witches' cauldrons, and vampires who drink blood-filled bloody mary's, Lance has no idea what he's getting into.
Or: Lance walks into a nightclub for monsters and has no idea everyone is actually a monster.
Something I wrote for @bluelionwrites on Ao3! Shance is something I love writing but rarely actually post, so this was really fun!
