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I Wanna know about the wip where MBJ is the dumb one!

Oh I'm so happy you asked!!! I haven't talked about this one at all until now!

So you know how there are some fanfics where moshang get married but Shang Qinghua has no idea it's happening until the day of even though he's the one who planned it? Imagine something like that, but it's Mobei Jun who doesn't realize they're getting married.

Mobei Jun is going around trying to sabotage his arranged wedding plans, disrupt Shang Qinghua's planning, and so whatever he can to prove to Shang Qinghua that he wants to marry him, not some demon hussy all without realizing HE'S ENGAGED TO SHANG QINGHUA WHO IS ACTIVELY PLANNING THEIR WEDDING!

It's so silly stupid and I just think Mobei Jun deserves to be the dumb one every now and then :)

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!! Being immortal or having a touch of vampirism doesn't stop me from a yearly celebration! I'm gonna celebrate turning 515 by watching Voltron again (something I do far less than I should considering how much I like it, but more often than one would expect)

Anywho, I accept gifts in many forms but would like to request fanfic prompts! As many fanfic prompts, ideas, and ships as you can spare! Have an absolutely wonderful day! :D

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: The quarterly peak lord meeting had a tendency to go one of two ways. Either things were done efficiently and quickly with minimal pain and suffering, or things went to hell in a hen basket before lunchtime. One answer from Shang Qinghua could send the meeting down either route.

Or: Shang Qinghua is done being pestered about things he can't and won't control, and tells it how it is. This may or may not intrigue some peak lords more than others.

A thing for @vodkassassin just for existing and being amazing!

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As a reverse of the reverse transmigration MQF AU… an AU where med student SY transmigrates as a Qian Cao disciple.

He was willing to suspend his disbelief a little as a reader, but actually living in PIDW. WTF?!

Yue Qingyuan: Mu-Shidi, your new disciple seems a bit...strange...when it comes to the medical treatment of his peers. Mu Qingfang: Oh, he's just like that. Yue Qingyuan: He also said that Shen-Shidi suffers from a...seizure disorder? I thought he had qi deviations? Mu Qingfang: Yes, it's something Qian Cao is looking into.

[meanwhile]

Shen Yuan: Why the hell would you need to know how to treat FROSTBITE in your RECTUM??? Shang Qinghua: It's just a hypothetical— Shen Yuan: NEVERMIND! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

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Etchings for the back covers of the Scum Villain books! All four books, all twelve characters!

It's my first time doing this kind of craft and I was so worried I'd goof up Liu Qingge, Mobei Jun, Zhuzhi Lang, and Bingqiu (they're the prettiest and most intimidating, so I had to do them justice), but I think everyone came out great!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: “I know what you’re up to.” Shen Qingqiu said from where he had pinned Shang Qinghua with his stare. “If you think I’m stupid enough to ignore all the signs you’d be mistaken, Shang shidi.”

Careful to keep his voice steady Shang Qinghua asked, “Would Shen Shixiong elaborate? This shidi is uncertain as to what you are referring to.”

Shen Qingqiu’s expression darkened. “Don’t try to fool this one. This master knows you’ve been gathering information and blackmailing the other lords of the sect.”

“This one has done no such thing to his martial siblings. However, this one isn’t unwilling to share his tricks with Shixiong if he’s willing to learn.”

Or: Shen Qingqiu tries to figure out what blackmail Shang Qinghua has on the other peak lords, Shang Qinghua is marked down as both scared and horny, and Wei Qingwei is toeing a dangerous line between friendly camaraderie and manslaughter victim.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Ever since Shang Qinghua fell out of a transdimensional portal onto the Qiong Ding conference table wearing only a sheet and insisted that he had “fucked god,” Shen Qingqiu had been keeping an eye on the man. Quite frankly, Shen Qingqiu believed Shang Qinghua was possessed by a succubus and his martial brothers were too horny to care given the fact that they had all but succumbed to his wiles.

In the span of three weeks, Shang Qinghua spread the legs of his fellow peak lords faster than a wildfire spread through a dry forest. He had to move fast. Shen Qingqiu needed to collect his allies before Shang Qinghua infected them with his pillar.

Or: The OG! Shang Qinghua returns from his field trip to SVSSS, goes through his slut era and comes out a winner, OG! Shen Qingqiu loses his mind and seeks alliances, Liu Qingge is MIA for most of it, and the conference table is defiled yet again.

Written as a gift for @artsarasp for an art exchange!!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it!

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I have time this weekend to write fanfic! Help me pick what to focus on after the next chapter of Bingstaurant?

Which Fanfic to Write and Post this Weekend!

More Bingstaurant! KEEP COOKING!

SVSSS Weapons as Humans AU, feat Shen Jiu and Xiu Ya

MDZS Weapons as Humans, feat Jiang Cheng

Shang Qinghua 12/12: Wei Qingwei Part 2

Shang Qinghua 12/12: The Beast Tamer

Liu Qingge stars in a Bad Things Happen Bingo prompt

Sequel to "Snapshots" the Xie Lian stalker fic

✨Secret 8th Option✨

Wildcard! Request something in comments/like a comment! More likes=more likely!

Voting ended onMay 29

All of these have at least a sentence or two written, I'm just procrastinating on finishing them. I'll answer asks about the AUs!