#voltron text posts

[crissid5]

Adam ,when Shiro and Keith are about to do something hella dumb, and he wants them to stop, but he also wants to see how it ends.

[vstupidsound]

keith, wordlessly sitting down at the table with his hair in multiple braids and ribbons:

lance, looking up from his magazine and snorting: what happend to you, princess?

keith, shrugging before stealing the bowl of food goo away from lance and shoveling spoonfuls into his mouth: romelle was sad so i let her play with my hair to distract herself

lance, lovingly sighing and wiping some of the goo off his chin with his thumb: you’re my sun and stars, y’know that?

[piipops-blog]

i was talking about how much i love keith and it ended up in this

[certifiedrekisimp]

Lance: Why do you always get mad at me?!?

Keith: I always get mad at you because I love you!

Lance: ...

Keith: ...

Lance: I love you too

Keith: *passes out*

Lance: Shit I broke him

[the-coranic-jinx]

Freckles and constellations is a perfect plance song, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[wholegrainrye]

Ezor, about Acxa: yeah remember how she never wanted to kill him?

Zethrid: awe, I guess it is true love

Keith, a gay who is about to cut a bitch: cAnT wE jUsT fIgHt

[plan-9-from-outer-space]

voltron characters as shit i’ve heard at school

Lance : “She’s gonna get a head joint tonight...” *winks*

Keith : “If you shave a kiwi, you’re gay.”

Pidge : “I got kicked out of the Barnes and Noble for putting bibles in the fiction section.”

Hunk : “I got enough Taco Bell to feed an army.”

Shiro : “I want to be reincarnated into a rock.”

Allura : “Where’s California?”

Coran : “I can’t feel my pancreas.”

Lotor : “India isn’t in Asia.”

bonus /

Romelle : “Ugh can one of you die so we get out of exams?”

(haha i write down all that good shit so i don’t forget and can make posts like these)

[aritrevel]

phone: rings

caller ID: baby boy

matt: shiro i didn’t know you had a kid????

phone: answered

shiro, staring matt in the eye: hey lance

matt, choking: