Noise Complaints (VoMark Shitpost)
(based on the comic by PanQLAO)
Android 21: *blinks* "Mark? What's wrong? Cecil giving you shit? Oliver being difficult?" *serious* "Another Viltrumite showed up?"
Invincible: *exhales* "Vomi, we need to be quieter from now on."
Android 21: *blinks in confusion* "What do you mean by that?"
Invincible: "I just talked to our neighbor earlier..."
---EARLIER---
Jaune: "Hey, Mark! Could you guys keep the noise down? You nearly woke the kids up."
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Android 21: *blinks in confusion again* "Did they tell you why?"
Invincible: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "I never told him my name before.
Android 21: *raises one eyebrow* "Huh...?"
---LAST NIGHT---
Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!--!!
Android 21: *moaning at the top of her lungs* "MAAARK! YOU FEEL SO GOOD INSIDE ME, MAARRRK!!
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Android 21: *eyes widen in realization* "Oh...."