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[thegeminisage]

i havent been on tumnblr like all day bc ive been alternating my time between playing stardew valley and puking but just now i got on and saw that all of my 5.03 gifs came out of the queue today and i am going F E R A L all over again rip me

[barbatusart]

more WIP same shit

[thegeminisage]

i'm pretty sure when they gave me all these fancy expensive pills they said "take this with food OR you'll throw up" not "take this with food AND you'll throw up" 😒 but maybe i just heard that wrong

[multimatium]

!! [ for the oc post ♡]]

Name: Jack Athas aka Zombie

A guy who wanted to be a hero, to stop being useless to the world. So he took any avenue to try and be one. Beaten and broken he breaks into a house he hears a disturbance in.

Said house happens to be owned by a scientist, also obsessed with making the world's greatest hero.

The scientist is getting accosted by a villain, something about his powers not being what he wanted.

Jack gets thrashed again for his trouble.

To cut to the chase, Jack gets on the scientist's good side and gets to be her next guinea pig.

Culminating in him being injected with the scientists "Ultimate power" drug.

The next thing he knows he's literally vomiting out his guts.

The scientist deems him another unfortunate failure.

Buries him in the back, but as she shovels, Jack rises from the grave.

She clocks him in the face with the shovel, yelling "Zombie!"

Caving his face in, he regenerates completely.

Liking the name, when the awkwardness passes, he's finally the hero he wants to be.

His power is body supremacy. Being able to do literally anything with his body.

[southxparkxafterxdark]

“I don’t… Feel so good…” - All-My-Friends-Were-Glorious (Les to Vern)

@all-my-friends-were-glorious - Leslie

- Vernon -

They'd been out walking for exercise, then shopping, and had admittedly been going too long without food in Vern's opinion, but Les was... Les.

When he finally uttered the phrase, Vern was to his side in a moment, leading him toward the bathrooms and abandoning his cart for the moment.

"Easy, Darlin'.. I gotcha.."

[thegeminisage]

not to whine but i am kinda tired of being sick