#von.txt

[ecivons]

Ok but imagine zosan being a couple and Sanji starts being weird to Zoro w all the mellorine Heart eyes shit and when Zoro is working out sanji likes to watch him and his nose starts bleeding and zoro doesn’t know how to feel about this behavior and eventually he just goes to nami like

“…is this how it feels”

[vonnie]

i hope every radfem goes to hell no matter what

[ecivons]

Concept: Zoro gets really clingy with Sanji but Sanji always gets embarrassed and ends up “kyaa-ing” and pushing him away like a tsundere maiden so Zoro gets pissed off because when Sanji gets clingy he never fights back and just sits there letting Sanji do whatever.

[ecivons]

I love thinking about Zosan with Sanji just being obsessed with Zoro. Like he won’t leave him alone and keeps teasing him and when they’re apart for a long time he gets extra clingy and annoying.

I also love the idea of Sanji being sort of over dramatic about his distaste for Zoro at first. That is, until he comes to terms with the fact that he can, and it isn’t unnatural to, be interested in men and then suddenly he starts doting on Zoro a lot more and being all sweet to him (not all of the time, they still have their spats here and there) and while all this is happening, from Sanji’s pov the change isn’t big, he just started being a little nicer to Zoro (treating him more like how he would Chopper or Usopp) but from Zoro’s pov Sanji suddenly started treating him like one of the “ladies” and it leaves him extremely lost because he doesn’t know what to do. He’s used to dealing with the pissed off, rowdy and foul-mouthed Sanji. But the lovestruck Sanji? the annoyingly romantic and clingy one? That’s hard to deal with. because Zoro has never been on the receiving end of that type of affection from him.

[ecivons]

My two cents on Trans Zoro

There was a discussion I saw the other day about people not being able to like Trans Zoro because of his backstory with Kuina. BUt I love transmasc Zoro :(( so I just wanted to share my headcanon that reconciles Kuina and Zoro’s wish with him not being AMAB. (OF COURSE I am not forcing u to like trans Zoro, because if u don’t want to that’s.. fine. I just want to show that his backstory does not have to discredit the HC at all)

The main issue that people bring up is the fact that Kuina doesn’t think she can become the best swordsman because she wasn’t born a man. She’s told that her body is weaker and more frail, and that even if she is ahead of every boy at their dojo right now, when she gets older most of them will be able to surpass her. So when Kuina fights Zoro, she complains that she hates the fact that she is a girl and he is a boy. Then she goes on to explain everything she’s been told about her body, her inadequacy, and her weakness that comes from the mere fact that she was born a woman.

I can see why that can make people go “Zoro can’t be trans because of this”, but looking at it from another angle actually makes trans Zoro make more sense than him not being trans— HEAR ME OUT. Kuina’s wish resonates with Zoro greatly. And yeah you could say it’s because he saw her as strong and respected her, but also what if her speech resonated with him for another reason? If Zoro is transmasc, that meant that he wasn’t born with a man’s body. He is a man at heart but he doesn’t have the body that he wants to have. So when Kuina cries about being born with a body that’s weak and frail, Zoro gets angry because that is an insecurity he never let get in the way of his dream to be the best.

When Kuina dies, he’s devastated because she was his goal, and she was taken away so abruptly. But also because she holds insecurities that he has (about their bodies). So he continues to train and wants to pursue her dream for her. Because when he does finally achieve it, he can prove that the body you’re born with won’t stop you from being who you want (a man, a woman, or the greatest swordsman in the world).

[ecivons]

I love thinking about how LuSan fans will never let go of the Baratarie arc because as a Zosan fan I will also never let go of it but probably because of a different scene. Well I for one really love the scene that Lusan fans are obsessed with (where sanji talks about the All Blue) because sanji is genuinely so happy to be sharing his dream with someone and Luffy doesn’t even think to question him or make fun of him for believing in its existence like his senior chefs once did. But that’s besides the point because I’m mentally ill and I love Zosan and I was here to talk about them first. I think I said that I started shipping them when they were just washing dishes or smtg but I think that I started when sanji watched Zoro fight mihawk. I thought it was weird at first that they jammed such a big part of Zoros development into sanjis recruitment arc out of no where, (because at least namis was there but a more separate affair) then I realized that without seeing Zoro, sanji might not have even joined them. He questioned why someone would ever die for their dream, he said that he would never do that. But he thinks about Zoros conviction and devotion to his ambition. Like this is where his respect for Zoro that I mentioned comes from I think. I feel like without seeing what Zoro was willing to give up, he wouldn’t have thought about giving up the life we was currently living in the Baraterie to pursue HIS dream. So yeah. Lusan love is because Luffy is someone who loves ambitions and dreams and Sanji respects and admires his captain for giving them a chance to fulfill them . Zosan love (in my head. Delusional) is because Zoro is ubelievably strong and resilient in what he wants to do. It’s incredibly annoying but incredibly fucking cool and Sanji will stand up for his skewed sense of justice in the exact same way Zoro does. (Both are idiots) so I think So it’s Luzosan idk love wins

[ecivons]

One Piece Minecraft server headcanons

Strawhat minecraft server:

Luffy: Enjoys killing the animals and cooking them. Never sleeps, has phantoms following him wherever he goes (Nami gets mad at him for this when she's online because she wants to sleep through the nights). Constantly missing from their base. Every few days after he goes missing they get a "Luffy fell from a high place" or something similar. The only thing he enjoys more than hunting for food is following treasure maps and looking for temples.

Zoro: Hates having to mine for better swords because he gets lost in the cave system (he dug straight up to get back once and got burned to death by lava). Doesn't bother to learn any crafting recipes, he just has someone make things for him. When they unlock the Nether and the End he rushes in to kill everything (he dies 20 times with Luffy.. they don't know the dragon heals with the towers). Likes destroying Sanji's bed because it resets his spawn point.

Nami: likes making cute house builds but usually she just convinces Usopp to actually build for her. She takes from everyone's chests when she feels like it, but freaks out when they touch her stuff. Built a farm and tends to it regularly with Robin. She wants diamonds but hates mining alone, she only goes if someone else is. Explores with Luffy sometimes so she can expand her map collection and find treasure.

Usopp: Likes tinkering with redstone with Franky. He adjusted the farm and made it self-harvesting. Built most of the original base. Always says "I'll go!" with shaking knees when someone suggests they go mining/exploring at night. When Luffy wanted the whole crew to come and kill the Ender Dragon he and Nami volunteered to "hold the fort" (in the end they brought Usopp to shoot down the towers.)

Sanji: Sad that the options for cooking in minecraft are really limited. He still built a really cool looking kitchen at base. Has an aquarium with axolotl (Luffy brought them because he thought they were edible). Is usually fishing but goes mining when Nami doesn't want to go alone. Moves his minecraft bed next to the girls' every now and then. Gets annoyed when he dies because he never spawns at his bed for some reason.

Chopper: Likes helping Usopp and Franky with their cool builds. Often helping Robin collect materials. He likes making potions and testing them with luffy. When he needs potion materials from the nether, Robin or Zoro are usually there to accompany him and protect him. He also hates when Luffy doesn't sleep at night because the phantoms scare him.

Robin: Loves coming with Luffy to look for temples. She also enjoys finding villages in different biomes. Helped Nami with building her farm. She doesn't like when people come in to kill the animals for food, she just keeps them as pets. She tames a lot of animals and keeps them in her house. Collects flowers and has a flower garden in her house. She works on really tedious and big architectural builds when she can.

Franky: After the original base got struck by lightning and burned Franky helped rebuild it. He made a lot of modifications including a redstone cow meat farm (Robin and Nami had him dismantle it because of animal cruelty), a redstone wood cutter-- a lot of redstone, really. He made an Iron Farm that Zoro really loved because it meant he didn't need to mine for armor. He also made a railway system so that everyone could get around faster.

Brook: Afraid of wolves, they all bite him. Skeletons never shoot at him for some reason. Usually hunts down materials from mobs at night. He and Robin were the ones who got the ender eyes and unlocked the End portal. Started their base in the nether. He learned that you aren’t supposed to sleep there the hard way.

[ecivons]

It’s so funny (I don’t mean actually funny) how mad Zoro got about everyone being knocked out on Punk Hazard because it brought back his bad memories (trauma) from Kuma and Sabaody.

I think it’s significant that he immediately called out to and berated Luffy when he realized how easily they all went down.

Like. Zoro usually just listens to Luffy without question. And for a person who only saw pirates a means for him to make money, he’s always been awfully strict with “captains orders”

But idk, when Sanji said 'He’s so harsh with himself' after Zoro’s outburst in Punk Hazard I was like. Oh. Yeah he is. He was probably just letting out steam. It was funny and a little sad. You can really tell that Zoro blames himself for a lot of things especially for being the first to go in Sabaody and no matter what anyone could say he probably still thinks he isn’t strong enough.

Sorry for always referencing a fic at least once in these things but I started thinking about a recent one I read where Zoro was told to cherish his body more. He thinks of limbs as accessories that can just come and go, like how the stitches on his feet were from him trying to free himself from mr3 and how willing he was to cut off his own arm to free himself from a pair of stupid handcuffs in Enies Lobby. Zoro probably sees overcoming pain as a form of strength ('If I’m phased by this, am I really that strong?') you’d think a swordsman like him would know strength is a lot more than that. Especially considering how often his injuries have been used against him (like seriously. Off the top of my head: when he fought Cabaji with an open stab wound, when he fought against Arlong with the scar from Mihawk, when he got targeted by Kizaru with the damage from thriller bark) it’s unreal how little he values his body in the name of what he thinks is “strength”.