#zosan headcanons

[questionable-method]

Sanji calling Zoro his wife because that's what he always imagined calling his partner growing up and it just became an inside joke term of endearment between them and Zoro going along with it because he thinks it's hilarious to watch people's faces when they hear Sanji talk about his "wife" only for a grown ass man to show up with 3 swords 250lbs of raw muscle and the evilest grin you can imagine

[0012jump]

au / medieval zosan

me thinks zoro's job consist of mainly just bickering with sanji and dealing with insects probably idk

just saw that the lettering is backwards u didn't see that shit 😭

[queen-of-andor]

Taz saying in an interview that Sanji & Zoro secretly have love for each other and Mackenyu making a grimace denying it, that's peak opla zosan right there.

(x)

If you asked Opla Sanji about his relationship with Zoro, he would probably say that underneath the sassy remarks there is trust and love. And also teasing Zoro is his way of flirting with him.

Meanwhile, Opla Zoro who is deep in denial about his feelings for Sanji would deny that there is any positive feeling between them.

[zyannsworld]

Nami: hey is it me or their errands trip is getting longer, it’s been hours now.

Luffy: huh? Has it? As long as Sanji back before dinner, I’m good.

Nami: 😑

Errand duty surely takes a whole day for Zoro and Sanji 💚💙

[inkscave]

Sigh I HAD to zoom in on my fav details obv

[baahsu]

Sanji serving lunch as usual, but for some reason everyone starts asking for extra things

"Can you bring me some water please?"

"Sanji is there any juice?"

"Could you get me some more of that sauce over there?"

"I want another serving!"

It keeps happening every time he sits back down to start eating his own portion and then he's up again, walking around the table and making sure his crew is happy and well fed

Zoro, the only one without extra requests, observes the scene unfold before his eyes with a frown on his forehead deepening steadily

He sees how the genuine smile on sanji's face fades and turns into a fake, strained one, how he sighs discretely every time he has to get up again

Zoro's had enough of it

He couldn't simply tell them to stop bothering sanji and let him eat, it'd make it too obvious that he cared about the stupid twirly browed cook, so acting like he was the one bothered by all the ruckus would have to do

He bangs his hands on the table, startling everyone, and tells them to shut up and eat

It works instantly, everyone freezing in place and focusing on their plates, resuming eating in silence, no more requests thrown sanji's way

Sanji sends him a grateful, albeit surprised, glance over his shoulder, and zoro does like the others, looking down at his plate and stuffing his mouth with food lest sanji sees the blush that started creeping up his cheeks

[willofdpeople]

Obsessed with Sanji finally making peace with his feelings and two minutes later he's like "Hey so I love you." to Zoro who's been aware for years but didn't say anything.

Like.

Zoro, who tries to be rational at all times: Since when?

Sanji, who wears his heart on his sleeve: Since right before I approached you.

[maxessence]

Zosan headcanon : if Sanji calls him "Zoro" or "Roronoa Zoro" in a soft/calm tone : he starts to run, because that means he fucked up so bad that Sanji is furious and could actually chop his head off.

The softer he sounds, the angrier he is.

If it happens because he almost got killed, he'll pretend to be asleep as long as he can (which never fools Sanji) .