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[victhevortex]

♤⋙ｂｕｒｎｉｎｇ ｍｅｍｅ: Also. ❝HELLO!❞ //if you're still accepting that one, too.

Send me a HELLO and I’ll answer… [x]

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen under normal circumstances.[] Oh disgusting.[] Again, again.[x] Kiss you back.[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[] Slap/Push you away.[x] Be confused[] Be delighted[x] GO THE COLOUR OF TOMATO[x] Considering that I’m sure this happened, I’m sure there may have been a Vortex Punch.

Okay so I’m torn. That one time, there was definetely a punch, but they’ve sweetened since then.. no? Oh they fight all the time? oh my bad. OK THEN OTL.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.[] I’m taken-[] Sure. [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.[x] You w-wouldn’t e-even ask me out, YOU WOULD DRAG ME TO EAT, though I won’t fight you because eating is a good d-date.

All the crumbs, all the foodmoustaches and all the save for laters.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.[] Ew.[] Sure. [x] YES.

It’s v-very cold in a A DEATHTRAP SUBMARINE UNDER THE WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT RN SO LET ME USE YOU AS A HEATER. We can talk out the details later, but just so yOU KNOW- I SNORE. Hey, we can even find t-the captain, I bet he’s a freezer, you can h-heat him up too!

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.[x] No. I dunno if I can handle your d.[] Yeah, sure.[] FRICK YES.[] No.[x] okay, but can ghosts even have sex?[x] Also, I d-don’t think attempting anything with fish is a good idea I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU FANCY JIMBE

O. T. L. Keep working at it, Ace. One day maybe you’ll find real happiness.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes! I want to send you one![] Yes.[] No.

[victhevortex]

'Ey ! // he tried to say hello, that's what that was for, but that's as close as he got pfff

Send me a HELLO and I’ll answer… [x]

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen under normal circumstances.[x] Oh disgusting.[] Again, again.[x] Kiss you back.[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[] Slap/Push you away.[x] Be confused[] Be delighted[x] GO THE COLOUR OF TOMATO[x] PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YA

Aw yeah, just to BITE THAT BASTARD and then have a full out fight fest right there right then.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.[] I’m taken-[x] Sure. [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

We’re still doin’ that pretend dating thing, I forget sometimes, is what she’d be thinkin’

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.[] Ew.[] Sure. [x] YES.

Those feathers on your coat are kinda inviting, shareeeeeeee.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.[x] No. you can’t handle my d[] Yeah, sure.[] FRICK YES.[x] No.[x] Fight me first.[x] Maybe if you win[x] But ya won’t.[x] BECAUSE YOU’RE A SNOTTY COLOURED PIECE OF SHIT.

O. T. L.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes! I want to send you one![] Yes.[] No.