#vortex!canons

[victhevortex]

'Ey ! // he tried to say hello, that's what that was for, but that's as close as he got pfff

Send me a HELLO and I’ll answer… [x]

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen under normal circumstances.[x] Oh disgusting.[] Again, again.[x] Kiss you back.[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.[] Slap/Push you away.[x] Be confused[] Be delighted[x] GO THE COLOUR OF TOMATO[x] PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF YA

Aw yeah, just to BITE THAT BASTARD and then have a full out fight fest right there right then.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.[] I’m taken-[x] Sure. [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

We’re still doin’ that pretend dating thing, I forget sometimes, is what she’d be thinkin’

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.[] Ew.[] Sure. [x] YES.

Those feathers on your coat are kinda inviting, shareeeeeeee.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.[x] No. you can’t handle my d[] Yeah, sure.[] FRICK YES.[x] No.[x] Fight me first.[x] Maybe if you win[x] But ya won’t.[x] BECAUSE YOU’RE A SNOTTY COLOURED PIECE OF SHIT.

O. T. L.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes! I want to send you one![] Yes.[] No.

[victhevortex]

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     Tagged By: surgeonofheart

[[ Well. Considerin’ the Captain did it as the muse; I will too ]]

Name: Vic –heavy static here- A.K.A Vic the Vortex

Nickname(s): The stuttering mess. Eccentric Cook. Fish-cook. Vortex. Idk. There’s kinda a lot that aren’t relevant.

Time/Date: Sleepy time.

Average hours of sleep: Vic is always sleepy and is an incredibly lethargic individual but has hyper active bursts. Can. Sleep. Anywhere. Has trouble sleeping at night however.

Last thing you Googled researched: ‘How to hack little sister’s computer details to steal important documents’ | |‘How to get sister to stop picking dating outfits’ | | ‘High energy ingredients for sleep deprived and revenge driven captains’.

Birthday: December 20th

Star sign: Saggitarius

Gender: Gender Fluid.

Sexual orientation: Supposedly pansexual; Though ask her directly and she may either punch you or backflip into the ocean.

Height: 5”10’, 178cm.

Fav colour: Greens, Teals and Ocean hues.

Lucky numbers: 3, 20.

Word/s that comes to mind: Tired. Sleep, food, cooking, nakama, Captain, friends, precious, treasures.

One place that makes you happy: The Ocean. Anywhere that trusted friends are. Has recently taken comfort in a ghost(s?) ship.

How many blankets you sleep with:  Always one.

Favorite movies book genres: Cook books, Baking books, ingredient encyclopaedias, Food history, food science, food chemistry, history books (of which there seems to be few).

Last book you read: High Energy ingredients of North Blue.

Most used phrases:  “wot.” Said as a statement rather than a question. “But-“, “Ah- yes, but you see-“ , “t-t-t-t” , “c-c-c—c”, “SH-s-hsh-shit”, “Joy – what the heck” (Again a statement) , “aw, no that c-colour is obnoxious” and “Cap’n!”

What you last said to a family member: “I s-s-swear to god Joy… not a skirt”

Fav fictional characters people: Joy, Captain and crew, Mugiwara and crew – the D Brothers. Also has a slight fascination with a sand man (Or rather his wanis).

Fav famous people pirates: Mugiwara and crew. Whitebeard Pirates. Bonney Pirates. Most of the other rival Supernova crews really.

Fav books: Cooking compendiums and history books.

Fav beverage: Water , teas, coffee and milkshakes.

Fav food: Currys

Fav band: Daft Pirates.

Last movie broadcast you watched: The War of the Best.

Dream vacation: Bahnla day – The country Vic and joy’s parents’ origin from.

Dream wedding: Under the water and not in a really obnoxious bright orange dress.

Dream job: Pretty much doin’ the dream.

  Tag some people: checkmatejoy , thatcannibalchild , shrapnelsong , carson-thatcher , heartpiratesorca , ask-penguin-oftheheartpirates , petalled-detergent , orewahida , dryiceandjustice