Look, if you’re gonna vote (and you should!)
DON’T vote for a third party.
DON’T vote for Kanye West, he’s a celebrity married to a piece of plastic and he marked his political party as a freaking birthday party
DON’T vote for Harry Styles, he’s not even american and he’s too young anyways.
DON’T vote for Thomas Sanders, he’s too young to even become president even if he won. And he’s from Florida, everyone’s a flight risk from there, no offense.
DON’T vote for Harambe, he’s a dead gorilla, and it literally does nothing for you to waste your ballot by putting down an animal’s name.
The only reason why I’m explicitly talking about these three (four if you count the gorilla) is because I’ve seen some stuff around saying that you should vote for one of these people and I’m going to say it right now:
These people have lives and careers that don’t involve a fanbase pushing them onto a ballot. They aren’t politicians, they didn’t ask you to do this (exception for Kayne) and for how great they may be as people, they aren’t equipped to deal with the problems of being president.
Vote to get Tr*mp out of office, which means voting smart. Voting a third party does nothing to help us and it only strengthens Tr*mp in the long run. Vote for Biden, he’s currently our best shot and so we have to take it.
And remember, if you’re voting by mail, get your ballot out by October 13th, there’s been rumors of the postal system being slowed down and it’s better to get your vote in early than to not have it counted at all.
This has been a PSA by your neighborhood moderate who’s voting for Biden.