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[offbrand]

Can we please get told who the cast is for Nashicon?

we're finally getting the list together now, and i guess if we push we can tell everyone tonight, provided that tumblr is cooperative

but

i was kind of planning on doing it privately???

[0v3rachi3v3r]

Explain to us the whole of Homestuck, in your own words.

Holyfrackshickles yes this thank okay okay let’s see

Hamstaek is this awesomely long and confusing but entertaining comic which starts being centred around four kids whom we all know as John Rose Jade Dave. But oh noes, they play a game and some shits happen and they get to meet their world’s creator while destroying their own worlds and oh they go inside the game and most of them die at lease once if not more. Not to mention this dog killing everyone, their parents/caretakers turning out to be their kids/descendants at the same time and they also get these special magic super powers if they die on a special bed and so in the end (I guess up to now?) the kids and the trolls work together to try to defeat evil people like the batterwitch and le and shit idk I just got jackpot on this slot app that I don’t even own

[bookwormally]

Humanstuck Cronkri meeting the parents? Could you throw in Dualsign too?

Things you had expected going to meet Kankri’s family: Meeting and trying to impress Mr. Vantas, trying not be bruised by his younger brother’s tongue, and generally be the charming man everyone would be expecting.

Things you had not expected going to meet Kankri’s family: Your dad sitting at the table as well.

You had both stared at each other and he had looked away, gruff but blushing slightly. You had no idea how Mr. Vantas had known to invite your dad. You glance at Kankri but he shrugs so he didn’t say anything. So you take your seat at the table as Mr. Vantas sets the last plates out. Kankri’s younger brother is the one actually watching the stove.

You’re still not sure what’s going on but when Mr. Vantas stops next to you, you offer a hand. “It’s nice to meet you Mr. Vantas. I’m Cronus Ampora, Kankri’s uh-” You glance at him and he rolls his eyes. “My boyfriend. It’s alright Cronus really. He doesn’t bite. In fact he’s not near as strict as he should be as a responsible parent.” He sniffs and Mr. Vantas grins.

He leans in to whisper conspiratorially. “Kankri would prefer I ban him from all pursuits, but I tell him if he never does anything against the rules how can I punish him?” He chuckles and you flush. Fuck you hope Kankri ages like his dad. Your dad is still silent, but he’s met Kankri before so it’s not that awkward.

But whatever. Karkat brings over the last pot from the stove and takes his own seat. Mr. Vantas claps his hands. “Dig in!” You do and it’s delicious. Still there’s no comment on why your dad is there. You think you’re never going to get an answer to that one and have resigned yourself to such a thing.

Which is of course when Mr. Vantas leans over and they share a kiss. Your mouth drops open as Karkat pulls a face and Kankri rolls his eyes. “Father must you really?” Mr. Vantas grins.

"You brought your boyfriend to dinner. Don’t be frustrated because I’m comfortable sharing affection with mine."

[fucklberrysinn]

oooh look, a taggy thing! under the read more woo

tagged by this patoot

rules:

Always post the rules

Answer the questions and make ten new ones

Tag ten new people

Let them know you tagged them

questions!

1) What is the lowest or highest temperature you can go before you get too hot or cold?

anything below 40 degrees fahrenheit is too cold for me. which kinda sucks considering it's like 30 out there today ;-;

2) Would you rather live somewhere else? 

i would rather live anywhere else. i hate it in south carolina so much.

3) Any kind of pet you would die to have?

a chinchilla would be hella awesome to have omg 

4) Favorite word?

hmm... doppelganger. sounds cool, and i like the concept. 

5) Was there anything you wish you hadn’t seen online?

oh, most likely. nothing i can specifically remember, but i'm positive there's something.

6) What do you think is your spirit animal?

probably a sloth in all honesty

7) Any random or cool facts you know?

i know plenty of random facts! i'm drawing a complete blank right now though for any worth sharing unfortunately :c

8) Favorite game(s)? (video or otherwise)

i love random old-school rpgs wow. my favorites are probably off, ib, and penpals. board game-types, hands down my favorite is headbands or however it's spelled.

9) Raddest moment ever?

i went on vacation with my family when i was like 6 and we were at the pool at our hotel and this like 2 year old kid dived into a pool without his mom noticing. he couldn't swim so i jumped in and pretty much saved his life. pretty freakin' rad.

10) Something about your past self you regret?

allowing the bullshit bullies used to say to me get to me. i'd be a completely different person if i didn't, but y'know

new questions!

1) if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

2) if were able to listen to only one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

3) do you play any instruments? 

4) what is the one moment you would change in the entire course of history, if you could?

5) your house is on fire! your family and pets are all outside already. what is the one thing you go to save?

6) funniest youtube video you can think of right now?

7) dumbest name you've heard for a pet?

8) what was the last thing you ate?

9) do you have a lucky number?

10) dream vacation?

go forth friends! tag and question! and have a wonderful day <3

[bookwormally]

Fake dating : Signless is seeking hiding and Dualscar is kinda a big dweeb and wants someone to talk to and just be a good companion. Then of course the drones call them on it. They trade looks. Well shit.

Bodyswap : Dualscar is quite unhappy to be so tiny while Signless keeps knocking his horns on the door frames. The little mutant takes it much better than the seadweller. Dualscar will never admit he liked being cuddled in big arms. (I so did this in a rp. It was great)

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it : Did you mean my stupid love for seadwellers or mutants in heat? Dualscar is good at sex. Signless enjoys sex. It's afterwards that causes the problems. Dualscar doesn't do relationships very well and Signless does.

Dark!fic : I can't hear you over canon. I cannot hear you over my otp never meeting and dying.

Secret kinks : Dualscar will never admit to liking someone who takes a bit of control on the platform and is worthy of respect, flushed or pitch. Signless freely admits to liking multiple partners and having a thing for well endowed trolls. No. Bondage.

Their first kiss : Dualscar pussy foots around because oh man feelings how do? Signless gets fed up and tugs him down for a kiss. Then he lets him go with a wave. "Until next time!" Dualscar growls and tugs him back for another and another.

Meeting the parents : ...Dualscar is so pale for Dolorosa it's hilarious. While she looks down her nose at him and says so very calmly that she is not afraid to offer a little fish to Disciple to cook up for dinner. Dualscar viciously denies being a fish and being able to hurt Signless. The mutant just sighs.

Moving in together : Dualscar wants to give Signless the moons. So he kinda... buys everything that he thinks Signless would like for when he moves in. It's a bit overwhelming, but it makes the mutant speechless. The enthusiastic kisses convey his thanks better than words anyway.

A crossover of my choice : Pacific Rim verse check it - "Alright boys this is just a test run, but it's your last chance Captain Ampora to prove you can be a pilot. You're lucky to be working with Ranger Vantas. Try and do something right and he should be there to help. Beginning Neural handshake in ten... nine... eight" - I have an entire AU. Run

An au of my choice : How about one where nobody dies? One where life spans aren't miles apart and nobody is hunted. Ah wait we call that humanstuck. In which Mr. Ampora is the head of a corporation and very much heterosexual thank you very much. Mr. Vantas however does not limit himself to one partner or gender and finds Mr. Ampora very handsome. When the business man relaxes they get alone great. I can show you the world~