🙏 as the resident Arsonpyre guy could I trouble you for an Arsonpyre doodle? As emotional support in case Abolish and Pyro face off next round.
Veylocke-murderbox
Here is arsonpyre! Owen is a little embarassed that he has feelings for both of them and Pyro is teasing him about it, when Abolish knows that they melt at the slightest sign of affection in private
Vote Pyroscythe to get a doodle too! (poll's over)
SILVERAXE (Abolish/Owen) VS SILENTFAITH (Abolish/Legundo)
SILVERAXE
SILENTFAITH
Voting ended onMar 1
Propaganda under the cut!
SILVERAXE
"Guard Dog Duty" by 'smutny_technik' on ao3, very lovely fic of them teehee. Then also think of the potential if Owen stayed by Abolishs side instead of taking the cure in the finale?!
Cmon you know if they didn’t hate each other they could have bonded over their lost loves and torn oakhurst apart to get back to their respective people. This is more of a platonic pair but still, peak murderous duo.
Abolish was the only one who understood Owen and didn’t try to force him to become human, he got to pick his own ending with Abolish’s help. Also there is this fanfic called guard duty with the two of them that is amazing (https://archiveofourown.org/works/75505191/chapters/197417416)
bloodletting is cool but v!abolish is the one who managed to do all the things the doc couldn't. Also, the mutual respect to each other's skills is there everytime they met (even tho Abolish knocked out Owen's tooth) and the fact that v!owen keeps offering the gift of vampirism to v!abolish when he doesn't really want to turn anyone in town like hello??? what's up with that owen??? Another reason why I ship these two is bcs I've seen like two accounts in tiktok doing fanarts for this rarepair lol and they look cute so :3
in some alternate universe owen could have gone with abolish. abolish being the only person who has actually genuinely given owen a chance, telling him to become someone new right now rather than drawing attention to his atrocities
can't believe only a few people see the vision for this ship when we have that finale interaction from them smh /silly. Wake up sheeple! this could've been the healthiest yaoi in that goddamn doomed yaoi smp if owen chose to be human during the curing thing. Imagine the potential slowburn office romance if he chose to work alongside abolish in the organization. THEY MAKE ME ILL I NEED MORE OF THEM
Abolish did what Legs couldn’t do and offered Owen the final choice!!!! And Owen’s all soft abt finally being given the choice and being allowed to die!!!! Abolish giving him what he needed to die somewhat peacefully!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Another Guard Dog Duty recommendation from an anonymous asker!
SILENTFAITH
I don’t ship them romantically but I loved their interactions in ep7 and ep8. Can see them being extremely weird about each other, especially after Legs turned Abolish.
legs being the only person abolish lets his guard down around just for him to fucking DIE,, ough
copying and pasting most of this from my previous posts about them
1.) abolish is the reason why the relationship is weird. legundo is trying to avoid being any amount of creepy or odd towards abolish while abolish is saying "you should punch me again." with a completely blank expression 2.) age gap yaoi. legundo looking in the mirror at himself like "am i weird? im dating someone half my age" while abolish is smiling and giggling alone in his room thinking about making out with that old man. legundo feeling nuclear amounts of guilt about everything FOREVER 3.) TOXIC YAOI. they respect each others skills and intelligence while also completely disagreeing about fundamental aspects of their ideology. theyre the only people they would ever be remotely vulnerable around but also the last people they would want to seem weak towards for fear of it being used against them, for fear of being judged by each other. first base is using each other to destroy yourselves, fifteenth base is having an actual conversation abolish needs to save legundo from owen. get him OUT of that terrible toxic relationship. veylocke the fuck in abolish GET LEGUNDO OUT OF THERE 4.) legundo is one of the people abolish cares about and trusts the most out of literally anyone in oakhurst, and vice versa. they are some of the only competent mfs there and they work together incredibly well 5.) do you think abolish felt it when legundo died. do you think he understood how legundo felt in his final moments. do you think he felt the sun on legundos skin before the closest person to him was gone forever. do you think he, even for a moment, wished hed focused on something other than his work just once so maybe, just maybe, legundo wouldve made it out alive. do you think he cried for the first time in years. do you think that even after being cured, he still feels like a piece of him is forever missing?
legundo would probably see a younger version of himself in abolish
Just. Look at them. thats it.
Badass husbands. Legs had to sacrifice himself to cure Abolish. The doomed yaoi.
THEY'RE JUST SUCH A GOOD DUO AND WE GOT SO LITTLE CONTENT OF THEM TOGETHER BUT THE MOMENTS THAT DID HAPPEN ON CAMERA WERE SO COOL AND EGFAJERFKUYREYGFYUGAE
Something something even ground something something letting the other take the lead. There's a mirror of a past self one way and a rare person worth keeping in the loop the other way. They're both soldiers and both capable of so much violence. It's entirely neutral to one and the worst thing to the other. They both prefer peace all the same.
I kinda want Owen to voulenteer to help Abolish with paperwork only to remember he can't read (/silly) and returns an interesting interpretation of the English language and Abolish is like "...yep couldn't have said it better myself"
you are so right owen cannot read so he just makes up words
dont need to worry about your partner spilling organization secrets when they can't read
SILVERAXE (Abolish/Owen) VS OFF THE CLOCKE (Abolish/ApolloTV)
SILVERAXE
OFF THE CLOCKE
Voting ended onFeb 21
Propaganda under the cut!
SILVERAXE
"Guard Dog Duty" by 'smutny_technik' on ao3, very lovely fic of them teehee. Then also think of the potential if Owen stayed by Abolishs side instead of taking the cure in the finale?!
Cmon you know if they didn’t hate each other they could have bonded over their lost loves and torn oakhurst apart to get back to their respective people. This is more of a platonic pair but still, peak murderous duo.
Abolish was the only one who understood Owen and didn’t try to force him to become human, he got to pick his own ending with Abolish’s help. Also there is this fanfic called guard duty with the two of them that is amazing (https://archiveofourown.org/works/75505191/chapters/197417416)
bloodletting is cool but v!abolish is the one who managed to do all the things the doc couldn't. Also, the mutual respect to each other's skills is there everytime they met (even tho Abolish knocked out Owen's tooth) and the fact that v!owen keeps offering the gift of vampirism to v!abolish when he doesn't really want to turn anyone in town like hello??? what's up with that owen??? Another reason why I ship these two is bcs I've seen like two accounts in tiktok doing fanarts for this rarepair lol and they look cute so :3
in some alternate universe owen could have gone with abolish. abolish being the only person who has actually genuinely given owen a chance, telling him to become someone new right now rather than drawing attention to his atrocities
can't believe only a few people see the vision for this ship when we have that finale interaction from them smh /silly. Wake up sheeple! this could've been the healthiest yaoi in that goddamn doomed yaoi smp if owen chose to be human during the curing thing. Imagine the potential slowburn office romance if he chose to work alongside abolish in the organization. THEY MAKE ME ILL I NEED MORE OF THEM
Abolish did what Legs couldn’t do and offered Owen the final choice!!!! And Owen’s all soft abt finally being given the choice and being allowed to die!!!! Abolish giving him what he needed to die somewhat peacefully!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Another Guard Dog Duty recommendation from an anonymous asker!
OFF THE CLOCKE
Found it on the Abolish Ship Tournament (round 2) and @/betweenlands has me invested. To summarize, Apollo TB is a mad scientist running Vampires SMP as a simulation of a social experiment, and Abolish is his favourite employee who’s the inside man for the simulation. These two have exactly zero ethics and a soft spot for each other, and that’s what makes it great.
hi. it's us. the one person who coined this as a crackship for the hell of it and then became so genuinely obsessed with it that it's not even funny. it should not work. functionally speaking the two series these characters are from have wildly different tones (for the most part) and yet. it compels me. the idea of abolish being a secret triple agent for someone who isn't even a particularly well-known evil scientist. the professor layton vs ace attorney ass twist of vampires smp being a simulation run by this guy and how much scott would lose his mind over not actually being a vampire. the inherent tension of a boss/employee relationship where objectively speaking the suboordinate here is the one actually competent and in control but just doesn't want to have to do paperwork. the possibility of every single character, abolish included, turning up in wildly different contexts with eerily similar personalities and attitudes and remembering things they shouldn't remember. tv head forehead/screen kisses.
let's get it out of the thunderdome shall we
Not only is it really funny but consider: the au required to make this make sense would make Abolish evil, which is awesome. Plus guy who's endlessly devoted to his boss w/ his boss who doesn't really care about anyone. Except this one guy, because he's competent (and because he's really handsome-)
listen its so funny. evil scientist and his right hand man (that also may hold his hand) who the scientist will do basically anything he wants because this guy is so good at his job. right hand man who will do what the scientist asks because he doesnt have to do paperwork and lord PLEASE dont make Apollo disapear then Abolish would have to take charge and thats so much work. Also Apollo loves handing Abolish a gun. as he should
look betweenlands has covered it all and I'm enamoured.
this was supposed to be a crossover worldbuilding theoretical crackship for fun but everyone who hears about it gets incredibly attached. and this could be you as well!
