#vulcanoid

[rsclolopezi]

Welp its Romulan Ale O’Clock somewhere! If you know you know !

ITS ROMULAN ALE O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE!!

[me-is-me]

I’m sorry but this guy looks like a Vulcan…

I don’t even know who he is, I was just scrolling on Netflix

[thechaoticdalek]

[mythomagically-delicious]

Question: because the universal translator in my screen converts it to English, I always hear “humanoid” when life forms are talking about beings similar to themselves.

But do alien cultures actually say humanoid? Or do they say Bajoranoid and Cardassianoid and Klingonoid and we just hear it as Humanoid because of the way our UT’s are set up? Because if they all say humanoid as well, that’s either a Federation thing (and where’s the Vulcanoids?) or possibly an example of how Humans tend to spread and conquer subversively, like through speech.

Or, on the other hand, humanoid could be the standard comparison because other species consider us to be the “simplest” form of evolved similar species, and so since it is possible that the many branches of similar species are closely related (see: that one episode of TNG where they proved it) they standardly choose to refer to all similar species as themselves (bipedal, verbal language, complex interpersonal organizations, etc.) as the ‘simplest’ form that all others branched and continued to grow from. Making us all humanoid?

[rsclolopezi]

Breaking news: Senators Vreenak and Letant posing as humans for a mission!? Why are they shirtless and why are they laughing… find out at 5 here on Romulan News Network…

That cutie patooshi & those abssss

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[rsclolopezi]

My Triad Romulans! First it was Keras,then Letant,then Vreenak

[rsclolopezi]

When they realize they like a human in a romantic way! Vulcan edition! Fight me on this!!! Lols

@zierzim -like this is straight up their personalities

@ensignsimp -Definitely Soval

@slutty-slutty-vulcans

[rsclolopezi]

HOW TO PICK UP AN ALIEN SPOUSE ON DEEP SPACE 9 (from a regular human who was just doing regular human things)

Y/N and her group are tipsy from partying(theyre smiling and giggling) and are heading back to their ship: They see a group of men walking pass them.

Y/N: Hey you with the SEXY shoulder pads,ridges & pointed ears?

The group turns to look at the gaggle of females. Theyre surprised at being “hit-on”

Y/N realizes who she just catcalled!Its the Romulan group of Senators (Vreenak,Letant,Koval,Parem & Hiren w/their guards) She points at the one in the Middle of the group!

Y/N: “Forget diplomacy baby...let's drink some Romulan Ale and cross into each other's neutral zones!”(suggestively smirks at him) Wadda ya say?

Letant: (starts grinning at y/n)Im amenable to that & “ill even drop my cloaking device so you can see my warbird” tonight or anytime you want?!

The human females are surprised & shocked. The Romulans have varying reactions at Letants response(Vreenak smirks, Koval & Hiren facepalms & Parem is just bug eyed. Centurion guards have the I dont get paid enough for this looks)

Everyones eyebrows are up their hairlines

Y/N:Uhmm Okay?

Letant: (Heads over to Y/N) “You know human, my forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it”

Y/N: What?????

Letant: And “tonight im going to boldly go where no Romulan has ever gone before”w/you. (Leers at Y/N)

Y/N:(Blushes so hard then starts laughing!)Youre one smooth Romulan. “Darling you can violate my prime directive any day”.

Grabs Letant and leaves the group!

——The next day——

Praetor Hiren receives a comm message from Letant:

Extension of diplomatic stay for 1 month. I need to explore more regions of her space for my final frontier.

Personal File Change

Senator Letant of Romulus-Status Change to Married.

Spouse needs expedited diplomatic application to Romulan citizenship

Hiren: This fehill'curak(asshole in romulan)

To be continued…

Next Story

How to Marry an unsuspecting human

This is cross posted on A03 under thecenticlan

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