#soval

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

#pretty much what he said (insp.)

[ihavenomouthandimustyap]

Ok since vulcans have mating seasons (their pon farr) it means they have estrous cycles and not menstrual cycles which means that they don't have menses.

Imagine a vulcan learning for the first time that human women bleed from their vaginas for a week every month.

Just trying their best to master their emotions and be all calm, like "what a fascinating yet odd physiological phenomenon"

While inside they're like "what the fuck? What the fuck??? what the FUCK!? WHAT! THE! ACTUAL! FUCK! IS! WRONG! WITH! HUMANS!?!?"

Meanwhile a klingon would be like "BLEEDING IS THE SIGN OF A TRUE WARRIOR! THIS IS GLORIOUS!!"

[me-is-me]

You know when you wanna squeeze them so tight their head pops off but you don’t want them to die you just need to let out your love for them by giving them I giant hug until their eyes bulge? Just me? That’s fine

[dehex18]

I can't sleep, so here's my personal ranking of major Vulcan characters in Star Trek:

Spock (Leonard Nimoy version)

T'Lyn

Saavik (Robin Curtis version)

Saavik (Kirstie Alley version)

Tuvok

Sarek (Mark Lenard version)

Valeris

Sybok

T'Pol

Soval

Spock (Zachary Quinto version

Spock (Ethan Peck version)

I will not be providing further explanations, but I will apologize to Zachary Quinto and Ethan Peck. Their portrayals of Spock actually make me pretty mad, but that is not entirely their faults. In fact, there is a common denominator between those two Spock versions…I wonder what it could be…Maybe it's that writer/producer whose name starts with A and ends with lex Kurtzman…

[constanceandmud]

I need a fix with a Vulcan x fully unhinged reader, I’m not talking “omg I'm so crazy 😝🥺😈” I need them to see the true depths of obsession humans can go to “I carved your name into my arm bibi 😁☺️” type shii

[illogical-space-monkey]

The human urge to lick a vulcan's palm and see what happens.

[ride-a-dromedary]

What do you mean there's no Soval/Forrest ficlet post Forrest's death where Soval is under the duress of that neural torture device with the Andorians and they somehow get on the topic of the late Admiral during interrogation, and he ends up sobbing and angry ala Spock in The Naked Time about how he never even got to tell him he was in love with him?

[atomiccollectionanchorme]

Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 4 Episode 7 "The Forge"

source: spockvarietyhour