#parem

[virtuallghosts]

— Aaaaaah, vai ti toma no teu cu, Ortho.

[rsclolopezi]

HOW TO PICK UP AN ALIEN SPOUSE ON DEEP SPACE 9 (from a regular human who was just doing regular human things)

Y/N and her group are tipsy from partying(theyre smiling and giggling) and are heading back to their ship: They see a group of men walking pass them.

Y/N: Hey you with the SEXY shoulder pads,ridges & pointed ears?

The group turns to look at the gaggle of females. Theyre surprised at being “hit-on”

Y/N realizes who she just catcalled!Its the Romulan group of Senators (Vreenak,Letant,Koval,Parem & Hiren w/their guards) She points at the one in the Middle of the group!

Y/N: “Forget diplomacy baby...let's drink some Romulan Ale and cross into each other's neutral zones!”(suggestively smirks at him) Wadda ya say?

Letant: (starts grinning at y/n)Im amenable to that & “ill even drop my cloaking device so you can see my warbird” tonight or anytime you want?!

The human females are surprised & shocked. The Romulans have varying reactions at Letants response(Vreenak smirks, Koval & Hiren facepalms & Parem is just bug eyed. Centurion guards have the I dont get paid enough for this looks)

Everyones eyebrows are up their hairlines

Y/N:Uhmm Okay?

Letant: (Heads over to Y/N) “You know human, my forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it”

Y/N: What?????

Letant: And “tonight im going to boldly go where no Romulan has ever gone before”w/you. (Leers at Y/N)

Y/N:(Blushes so hard then starts laughing!)Youre one smooth Romulan. “Darling you can violate my prime directive any day”.

Grabs Letant and leaves the group!

——The next day——

Praetor Hiren receives a comm message from Letant:

Extension of diplomatic stay for 1 month. I need to explore more regions of her space for my final frontier.

Personal File Change

Senator Letant of Romulus-Status Change to Married.

Spouse needs expedited diplomatic application to Romulan citizenship

Hiren: This fehill'curak(asshole in romulan)

To be continued…

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How to Marry an unsuspecting human

This is cross posted on A03 under thecenticlan

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[anditwentlikethis]

Eu imploro para que parem de fazer isto porque eu sei que ele vai sair mas estão me a dar esperanças e depois dói mais ainda

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

*SPOILER WARNING FOR SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2*

Ok I am absolutely buzzing to talk about the drugged grisha at the end of e8, and I know that sounds like a weird place to start - the very end of the show with a woman we’ve never met before who immediately dies - but there is so much going on here that really excites me. Now there’s LOADS of brilliant stuff to unpack in this scene, and I have thoughts about Alina, Nikolai, and the Crows as well, but right now I want to focus on the drugged Fjerdan grisha herself.

First of all, this scene was done FANTASTICALLY. I wrote down in my notes when we saw the newly amplified grisha that I was concerned it would be difficult to portray a clear difference between the power they have and the power that parem gives, but this scene immediately alleviated all of my fears.

In the brief time she’s on screen, the woman sits in the pews at Nikolai’s coronation, takes a dose of jurda parem, and attacks the congregation. We can assume that she’s heartrender based on the type of attack that she uses, and I think that we can also assume this was not her first dose of parem. She doesn’t stand when the rest of the congregation do, and although this could be interpreted as an act of defiance against the new king, she is also shown to be pale and struggling to breathe before she takes the drug. After taking it, we don’t see much of a physical change undertake her, only a massive amplification of power, which I think is reflective of the way that the initial high and power of the first dose can never be replicated. It could also hint that her drug has been mixed with a sedative to make her easier to control, which is what the Fjerdans do to their enslaved grisha. I think it’s safe to assume that the Fjerdans have spies deep in Ravka to be able to complete this action, and there are probably Drüskelle nearby as well to control her. This brings to what I think is most interesting about her character: the exclamation. When she steps up attack she shouts “Strymaktfjerdan!”, which translates to “Fjerdan might”. As a plot device this is to tell the audience that she was sent by Fjerda and that Fjerda have access to jurda parem, but from a character point of view this is an absolute goldmine of information about her. We can assume she grew up in Fjerda, meaning she’s lived most of her life hiding her power and probably has little to no training surrounding it. This should be immediately frightening: with no training she could attack an entire chapel of people, very nearly succeeding in killing them all within moments, and she didn’t even need a clear line of sight since there were plenty of pews behind her where the people were still affected, so what can we expect from trained grisha? But we also know that she’s grown up in a country that despises her, where she will only have survived this long by desperately lying to hide her identity, and could only be sent here by the Fjerdan government if she’d been caught - and yet she still believes in her country and exclaims its might. She is praising a government that has literally enslaved her and led her to her death, as they have done with thousands of other grisha. My personal headcanon here is that she is deeply indoctrinated by the Fjerdan government and has grown up to hate herself because of the world she is surrounded by. When she was eventually caught, she was offered to go to Ravka and serve her country in this way instead of going to trial and death, so she agreed. I imagine that she was only offered this because the experiments with parem meant the Fjerdans knew she would die anyway, and even if the parem itself (or Alina) didn’t finish her off, then she would be killed or tortured on her return in the Ice Court laboratory. My headcanon is that she was offered this proposition by Jarl Brum, and this is how they intend to write him in ready for the Six of Crows spin off show

(Also, if you happen to be familiar with my tumblr then it might not surprise you to know that I’ve (so far) filled 28 pages of my little notebook whilst watching the new season, and I only started making notes in episode 6, so believe me when I say that if you like these posts I have plenty more to come)

[mydarlingdearestdead]

can tidemakers control any liquid or is it just water?

theoretically, could a tidemaker on parem control the blood inside someone's body and pull it out of them? of boil it? or some other twisted way to murder using the power?

I remember the guy who went through walls, but if a healer and a heartrender's powers can manifest differently what's to say that summoner's can't as well?

if this is a stupid question someone inform me

(I also haven't read Kos yet)

[sunrise-on-the-reaping]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION ➢

Parem in 5x24, The Next Phase. [1/?] for @romulanr4ge

[elev-toreth]

[if-hell-was-a-person]

wylan and parem tailoring

ok so i was having a chat with a friend and she said "i wonder if wylan slowly starts looking like kuwei again" because regular tailoring faded over time and we have come to no conclusion and are very confused

we are also confused as to if any of these things would happen

parem may or may not be permanent (effected person and anyone altered by it as well)

wylan could end up looking like kuwei and back to wylan (if parem fades over years)

could fade over the years might not though

nina powers could fade as well

is jurda parem permanent

can regualr tailoring be permanent

would wylan have his features touched up every once and a while

was wylans tailoring A: removed B: re tailored again C: a tiny bit of both

if he did end up looking like kuwei would it fade

is only cosmetics tailoring unpermanent because its not original