#vulgarmaw

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Do you know any interesting facts about me?

Just one that you don't know yet- Your pH is the lowest of any human being alive. While most people can only survive from around 7.3-7.5, you are stable at 3, making you more vinegar than human. Though this makes you a curiosity of nature and blasphemy unto evolution, it does make you delicious like a Skittle or Sour Gummy.

[f4y3w00d5]

So I accidentally unraveled your timeline in every reality all at once. If you start to feel a tingling sensation, don't touch and mirrors and stay away from all other reflective surfaces.

O-oh... Uhhhh... Thats... not good.... @jhomikle are you hearing this??? You all good???

[blurred-cat]

Heard you talking shit about my pfp

Get lasered idiot!

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