#w.a.r.p.

[polarity-disturbed]

I may be one of, like, five people who read the W.A.R.P. series by Eoin Colfer (aka the author of Artemis Fowl), and honestly? I love those weird little books with my whole being.

But I also deeply respect Colfer looking time travel in the eye, realizing it was an absolute narrative nightmare, and peacing out after book three before his brain fully melted.

[aroace-writer]

I have just found out there are absolutely no works for the W.A.R.P.: The Reluctant Assassin series by Eoin Colfer and I feel the need to immediately rectify this

Ao3 should be sending me an invite today or tomorrow so theoretically I can write it today and post it right after I get the invite 😤

[baerhard]

The genius

[ferociouscharm]

Please Mr. Colfer I want to know more about Frans Flowers. Like he’s known as the Golem of Warsaw but is that just a name or was he made from potting soil or something?  Were any of Dr. Zebulon Kronski’s ancestors involved in his creation?

Also when will Airman team up with the cat ladies (Chevy and Lunka) and their  dweeby husbands (Riley and Otto) to fight crime together...hopefully along with Frans. And possibly a young Julius Root and Raine Vinyaya.   

[untestsubject]

Happiness is getting these in the mail!

[ferociouscharm]

Eoin Colfer watched SnK and You’ll Love the Result

W.A.R.P. : the forever Man 

[ferociouscharm]

Eoin Colfer please write about Franz Flowers/the Golem of Warsaw who I'm assuming ends up teaming up with Connor Brokeheart/Airman and Lunka to protect the earth from Aliens/evil spirits/magnates?

[ferociouscharm]

Clover Vallicose and Lunka Witmeyer are both canonically trans.