Which d0n't st4rve characters do u find the hottest? Also could I maybe ask for gas headcannons of them?
OOH yea absolutely!
Tbh the only characters I really think heavily about are W3s and Wi1son and yeah i do have some epic gas HCs for them hehe (Mostly fart stuff for W3s and burp stuff for Wi1son bc that's how I roll)
W3s:
Has a sensitive stomach, legit the only food that doesn't give him intestinal distress is food cooked by War1y in his crock pot.
Tries so so SO fucking hard to be quiet about his gas, but only succeeds sometimes. He has more control over his burps than his farts, so he doesn't panic when he feels it moving up.
However, when it moves down, that's when he's like "oh shit" internally and tries to find a secluded spot to release it all.
Sound wise, it's not THE loudest out of all the characters (That honor probably goes to W1gfrid) but he's a pretty close second, and he HATES IT.
Very wet and bubbly farts, you would almost think he soiled himself, but he hasn't (not yet at least)
The weirdest part is, he never used to have this problem. I wonder what it is about the Constant that just. Inflicted him with such an issue.
Wi1son:
At first, he's SUPER embarrassed about his gas. He was raised to be a proper gentleman by his nanny, so he's got a firm grasp on manners.
However, its nearly all forcefully thrown out the window once he enters the constant. He can't afford to pay attention to his manners, he needs to focus on survival.
Once he finds a good food source, he became prone to stuffing himself, he was desperate and ate quickly, causing a lot of gastrointestinal buildup.
He would have huge belches that he would instinctively try to muffle, but as the days went by, his control would slip.
Not long after it all, he's practically a caveman at this point. Eating what he can, and then rattling off huge belches while rubbing his bloated stomach. Not shy about moaning afterward.
