✦ THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH HE CAN GET AWAY WITH. day-wear consists of an exciting assortment of swimwear; he could wear the black shorts, the black shorts, the slightly less black shorts, the blue shorts, the branded shorts, or the black shorts. no spoiled prince could boast teddy's exhilarating array of black shorts to wear while he did precious fuck all. and who was there to even impress, really? every inmate in this prison bored him to fucking tears.
except, of course, for —
“I mean, the outfit. Looks great.” says @w4ntd.
teddy might have gone record-breakingly insane without at least one tolerable presence around, and eugene happened to be just the right balance of theatrical and sane to counter teddy's immense boredom and growing vitriol. still. he feels like he's developed cabin fever; like a tiger prowling a very cramped cage. could someone please give him a flaming hoop to jump through? for fuck sakes.
“you don't think the chain is a bit much?” it wasn't a question and he wasn't looking for an opinion; it was just part of the game. the gold hugs his chest just right through the open shirt, nice and cool despite the sweltering heat just outside the villa. what a pity the microphone spoils his polished look.
belatedly, he remembers the cameras overhead. “anyway. i thought i'd pull cass for a quick chat later. she's genuinely the only other person but you who hasn't got lint for brains. know much about her?”








