#wacky shit

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Rabbits (2002)

[silvadour]

[icomefromuranus74000-blog]

So I drew this sapient, stone-age narwhal thing a few months ago. Her name is Limpet. Did you know a narwhal’s horn is actually it’s incisor teeth twisted together and jutting through it’s upper lip? Wild shit.

[jetfuelcantmeltmyheart]

I would KILL for Facebook Marketplace to have a comments section

[drunken-ena]

When you get this, respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send this to the last ten people in your notifications. Spread the positivity ❤️

I DON'T HAVE FIVE, BUT I DO HAVE ALCOHOL. I'M NOT SPREADING THIS SHIT, THOUGH, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE YOU.

[eggs3123]

My vocabulary changes a lot. It’s weird. Like I don’t think it’s caused by external factors because I just randomly start talking different. Like there’s obvious ones like “Pog” which recently became a very much used word for me. Pog just comes out naturally now. But there’s also the less obvious ones like “wacky” and “christ alive” that literally just came out of nowhere. Like sometimes I make conscious changes to my vocabulary like I started saying “christ on a stick” because it gets a laugh occasionally, but then there’s the unconscious ones where I just start describing things as wacky all of a sudden.

[eggs3123]

[how-to-fandom-102]

Hey, if ur a guy who works at an online church thing claiming to answer life’s questions and got a call, from a group of people, last year claiming to be a bible study group, who then, proceeded to make you doubt your own religion by asking why the Bible permitted slavery and making you explain in depth how the Bible was still relievant, we are not sorry ✌️😙✌️. Also how’s your life?