So it’s been a whileeee. I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE
Nice job with the title Lucy
Written by: @dean1winchester1dreams1of1pie
Warnings: I mean I started this a long time ago and it’s not like I remember it
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He told you not to fall in love with him, He told you he was no good for you and that things would never work. You’d end up in danger all the time, Not to mention he killed people for a living, He didn’t want you around that. But those warnings did nothing
Here you sat curled up in bed with the Merc himself, He held you close playing with your hair and you were telling him a story about school that day. Wade never judged anyone, Everyone was open to love and he’d get with anyone, no matter who or what they identified with, even if they didn’t identify with anything!
The way you had gotten together was...strange, to say the least. He caught you when you went falling out of a windowsill, Your ex having had pushed you.
“Looks like you fell for me” He’d said and that’s when you fell in love with him. You didn’t know if it was the pick up line itself, maybe the fact he’d saved your life. Or the extremely tight spandex, But you were definitely in love.
Wade left you there for a minute and went up to kill your boyfriend, He’d left a trail of abused women and this asshole had to go. When he got back down to you, Blood spattered across his chest, You did what every normal person did when the brand new love of your life killed your abusive now ex boyfriend!. You drew your number in the blood and walked away.
That was when Wade fell in love with you.
He’d spent weeks watching you, When you went back home to your parents your father stayed clear away from you, Your mother did her best to try and help the relationship but nothing helped. One day when your mother went out to go to a ladies night, Your father came into your room, Clearly he’d been drinking. You tried to fight him off, but nothing was working. When he slapped you across the face Wade had finally had enough. He came bursting through your window, ready to chop the bastard's head off, but you jumped in front of him shielding him with your body
“No please!!” You cried “My mother needs him, She loves him. Please don’t hurt him” That was the night Wade took you away from everything, He took you away from the abuse and the pain, He took you to a totally completely safe place.
It had a beautiful view of the city and was within walking distance of your school. He promised he’d go back in the morning while you were at school and get your things. You sat in front of the big windows for a while, Not really wanting to believe anything bad had happened and that you were still five and everything was okay. Wade sat next to you, giving you a plate of Chinese food.
“Uhhhhh it’ll get better?” He tried and you shook your head, taking a bite and pushing the rice around on your plate
“You know you’ve got me now, All we gotta do is outfit that tight ass with a suit and BAM superhero couple. We’ll be better than Wolverine and a bottle of lotion”
You punched his arm “WADE THAT’S GROSS…...Does he really do that? I mean what about the
“Claws” You said at the same time.
“That’s why I had to go check it out!” He threw his hands in the air and you laughed. You two ate, talking about everything from when you punched a kid in the nose for taking your popsicle and when he got his first job murdering someone. It was a very exciting time for him.
It was around two am when the two of you were finally ready to go to bed, He let you have his bed and he went to sleep in his chair
“Hey Wade?” You whispered in the dark
“Oh come on Y/N that’s the oldest trick in the book!” You opened the covers as Wade climbed in, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your neck
“But you still fell for it” You turned in his arms and curled up into his chest
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You went through Wade’s closet, He didn’t have much in terms of clothes. Not that you expected him to. You pulled one of his hoodies over your head and started to put on your converse.
“Seriously?” He asked, “That’s all you’re wearing” he rolled out of bed and rooted around, looking for something else.
He managed to find a clean pair of sweatpants and you rolled your eyes, Pulling them on over your shoes and grabbing your backpack
“Can’t have everyone staring at my girl’s ass, That’s my job” He smacked your butt and you squeaked, walking into the hallway, He followed you to the elevator and got in
“Since when am I your girl” You asked, staring at your nails “I don’t believe you’ve asked”
“Didn’t think I had to, the way you were pining over me”
“You wrote your number in your ex boyfriend’s blood. I call that pining”
The elevator opened and he pulled you to his chest in a tight hug “BE BRAVE” he cried and you laughed, shoving him away
“I’ll see you at three, Don’t forget my stuff” The doorman went to open the door
“LOVE YOU SWEETUMS” Wade called out and you flipped him off leaving to go to school.
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To say Wade enjoyed getting your clothes, would be an understatement. He definitely enjoyed going through your undergarments drawers, picking out only his favourites, He went through your closets and even the pile of clothes on the floor. He stopped to use the washing machine, washing a load of his clothes and everything he was bringing you, just in case.
He ate some lunch and watched television while he waited, your mother's chicken salad was to die for. He packed up your old lunch box with a couple of chicken salad sandwiches, some chips and a thermos with your name on it full of eggnog.
When the laundry was done, he carefully folded it and set it in the bag, Leaving a note for your mother explicitly telling her how good her chicken salad was and he definitely would take a bath in it. When he finally got back home, after setting the head of his clients enemy on their doorstep the apartment was beautiful, well as beautiful as the small apartment could get.
You’d cleaned everything up, All the dishes, you swept up and made the bed. Wade dropped your bag on the bed, kissing up your bare legs and starting to lift up the hoodie you’d put on earlier You pushed his head back and sat up
“Cock block” He muttered and you rolled your eyes,
“Say’s the guy who still hasn’t asked me out, Besides aren’t I a little young for you?”
“Say’s the girl in MY bed, half naked in MY clothes, on MY side of the bed” You got up to start to put your clothes away in his closet,
He got up “I’m so sorry I have a point”
“Yes love” He batted his eyelashes and started to unpack the lunch box
“Why did you only bring me lingerie”
“There’s a normal bra in there somewhere” He shrugged, putting some eggnog into two fancy glasses and putting the chips and sandwiches on the plates.
“Why do I send you to do anything” You asked walking over and taking a chip
“So you don’t ever have to go to that hell hole again” He kissed your head gently and you blushed slightly.
“Anyway” You took the plates and you both sat on the floor in front of the TV, though it was just white noise, You bit into your sandwich finding a piece of paper with a heart on it, in deep red ink
“Be mine?” You laughed and pulled a piece of chicken off it “Classy Wade” You kissed his cheek “Of course I’ll be yours”
“Now all we need to do is get you into a schoolgirl outfit and my fantasies will come true”You punched his arm,
“No costumes, You’re already dating an underage girl, as if you need another thing to be convicted for”
“Not even a tail?” He pleaded “God no, Wade!” You laughed and he smiled at you
After finishing up you sat together in the chair “So on a scale of 1-10, How likely am I to get laid” Wade was playing with your hair and you loved it
“Like a four” You nuzzled your head into his neck
“Four? Seriously four. I can’t get a five?... 8.2?”
“I’m 17 Wade, I-i’m not sure i’m even ready for it” You sighed quietly He pulled you away and lifted your chin
“I will NEVER force you into something you do not want, I’m not gonna force my baby girl into sex”You blushed and he pecked your lips.
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Psh I’m too lazy to check for mistakes